1#'s Request part 7 by Crash

 

All of Kong was in peace Murdoc was with Mrs.M in the winnebago Noodle was fast asleep in her room, Crash and Russ in there room and 2D and 1# in theres,2D woke up and kissed one "Morning"he said sweetly 1# woke up "Morning hun what's up?" 2D smiled "nothing so where we going today?"he asked reaching down to find his T-shirt which was on the floor "where all going shopping ani't we?"1# replied, the two got dressed and went to the kitchen where Russ and Crash where they'd just woken up,Crash was hugging Russ "Moring you two"he said as 2D and 1# walked over to sit down "Hi 2d! Hi 1#!" Russ chuckled "Don't mind her I think she had to much sugar in her tea" 2D and 1# giggled "Mornig so when do we set off?"1# said as they sat down "I think 10 ani't it"2D surjested Crash nooded,Mrs.M and Murdoc walk in "Hay punks and Dullard!"Murdoc yelled walking in with Mrs.M huging him "Dullard? Whats a dullard"2d looked around at every one laughting "Wha?" 1# kissed him "Don't worry Mroing Mrs.M" Mrs.M sat down by 1# and grinned"Ok all I'm ready to go shopping! Lets go"she draged Murdoc out to the winnebago the others trailed behind 2D triped over and then Crash triped over him "are you two all right?"1# asked picking 2D off the floor as Russ picked up Crash "AYE!"Crash spoke in a high voice 2D nooded

They where driving into town they whent past a group of 6 year olds talking "Oi twats get of the fucking road!"Murdoc yelled out the window "Yeah before I kick your ass into next week"Mrs.M added the others sighed,

They where now in town and where planning on what shops to go into and where to meet up "Ok so you got that we meet up here at 3.00pm got it?"Murdoc said glaring at 2D "Yeah I got it"2D said trying to avodie Murdoc's evil glare back at Kong Noodle whent on a day trp with Captin Howdy and Gary to the zoo,

2D and 1# whent into a CD shop and looked around "Hay cool"1# said picking up a CD 2D looked over to her "What?"he leaned over to see the CD "I like Limpbizkit" 1# replied reading what was on the back "Even more then us"he asked 1# sighed and kissed him "No one's better then you guys" 2D blushed and whent shy "ok…" they countiued to look around 1# got the LP Cd and whent to buy it "I'll get that for you babe"2D said handing the till guy the monie "awww thanks 2D" she kissed him they walked out the shop and made there way into a cloths shop 2D looked at the t-shrits and 1# looked at the hats "Hay 2D"she called across to him "Yeah?"He looked pullzed when ppl herad the name 2D they all looked at him and whisipred "U see that guy with the blue hair? He's one of the Gorillaz"they herad one girl say to her boyfriend they just ignored them,"Yeah what up?"he asked looking around to see every one staring at him in awe "Look at this"she picked up a blue baseball cap "Try it on"she handed it to him smiling he put it on "How do I look?" "You look so sweet and cute aww bless" 2D blushed and smiled a silly shy smile,

Mrs.M and Murdoc where looking around Mrs.M talked Murdoc into going into a CD shop they looked around and saw Gorillaz at 2# in the charts Murdoc grumbled evil satanist curces under his breath "Stupid……just wait……….."He grumdled Mrs.M kissed him "Hay you guys are the best you can't help it that some one ppl are tastless your always 1# in are books" Murdoc smiled and walked out, They then whent into a shop which couldn't be named it had all kinds of satanist things in it "I'll have to drag Crash in here one day she likes this shit to"He said as Mrs.M leaned on him "Hay cool look at that" Murdoc looked blank then stared in the direction Mrs.M ponited too and saw a silver pentogram "Ani't it prety?"she said "Yeah it is but not as prety as you" Mrs.M blushed Murdoc walked over to it and picked it up and walked over to the till "Oi dullard I wanna get this" the Till guy looked at Murdoc and sighed,Murdoc paided for it and walked over to Mrs.M "Here you go my lovely"He kissed her "Thanks Murdie" she raped her arms around him they made there way down to more shops.


Crash and Russ where in a CD store walking around Crash was looking at a CD ,Russ walked up to her "What you got there babes?"he looked at her "Um nothing heheh"she hid the CD behind her back Russ smiled at her "Come on show me" Crash blushed and showed Russ the CD "Oh Daft Punk why did you hide it?" Crash looked at the floor "I thought you would get ticked off if I liked other music and not just you guys" Russ chuckled and put his arm round her "Geez Crash I think the Sugar realy got you today you know we don't mind any way I like that guy's tunes" Crash smiled and huged him "Ok" they walked about in there for a while longer "Hay Crash I'm just gonna go get somit k?" Crash nooded confused,Russ walked off and came back "Hay Crash got something for you babe"Crash scarthed her head "Realy?" he nooded and handed her a CD "aww thanks your so cool"She huged him and kissed him "Ok ok calm down girl I think we should ration your sugar" the two lauged.


*************At the Zoo*************
Captin Howdy was sitting down on the bench while Noodle and Gary where looking at the goats he had to keep Gary on a lead cous he keepet trying to eat the mise,"Uncle Howdy!! Where did Uncla Murdie go?"Gary said chewing at the lead 'Shooping..and how many times have I told you don't chew on the Fucking lead you little asshole?" Gary just ran around Howdy yelling and chewing his lead.

1# was walking with 2D "I feel hungry where do we meet to get some grub?"2D asked "Well Murdoc said to meet them at the chip shop so I guess there" 1# said huging 2D,2D smiled "where would I be with out you?" he kissed her "I'll tell you walking into lamp posts" 1# and 2D turned round to Murdoc and Mrs.M grinning "Hi 1#"Mrd.M said walking over to 1# "Oh hi…so we gonna get something to eat?" Murdoc sighed "Not yet we gotta wait for lard ass and the Punk" 2D looked blank "Who's a Punk?" 1#,Mrs & Murdoc chuckled "Crash" 1# leaned on 2D "Oh…I see…"2D replied "No you don't see ,the lights are on but only the janitors home"Murdoc barked out, 1# glared ,2D just nooded I didn't care about what was just said,they all sat down and waited for Russ and Crash to come."I can't be assed to wait no more damn it!" Murdoc slmaed his fist down on the table making people around them jump and stare "WHAT THE HELL U LOOKING AT!?"He yelled after that every one just ran away Murdoc grinned but the others where blushings at Murdoc's sudden but not unexsepected attack,all was quite till "MURDIE!!!!" A high voice came Murdoc looked around and saw Crash,she jumpet by Murdoc causing him to fall back words "Oi Punk! What the hell was that for?" Crash grinned "Hi guys"Russ said smiling "Hi" the others said "Hi Crash" 1# said "Hay Crash why you two so late??" 2D asked "Well…..uh….."Russ trailed off "Well?"Murdoc said glaring "We meet one of my mates so we stoped bye and talked to him"Russ replied "Cool who was that?"asked Mrs.M "Proof from D12" the rest all nooded well Murdoc hufed "Oh THAT! Yeah I've seen him what a pansy", "you think every one is a pansy Murdoc"2D added in but from the other side of the table "Shut Ap!"Murdoc yelled chucking the salt shaker at 2D he ducked and the shacker hit the guy behind,the guy turened around and growled "Ok you lot who chucked it?" every one remaned quite Murdoc chuckled "Well it was him"he pointed to 2D,2D shoock his head and trembled as the guy moved up to him "Ok Lanky come here" 2D looked confused while Murdoc was grinning to himself "M….Me?"he asked shacking and trying to find away to get out of this mess that Murdoc had put him in "Yeah u"the guy said 2D looked at every one as he was in troble, 2D walked slowly up to the large guy "Y….Yes?" 2D asked every one looked at him worrid well Murdoc and Mrs.M where giggling Crash and 1# looked like they where gonna cry for 2D ,the guy got his fist ready and was about to knock 2D into next week when Russ got up and glared "Hay bro I wouldn't do that if I was you!" the guy stared from Russ to 2D and smiled "U wanna go to eh?" Russ steped in front of 2D who was shaking a hell of a lot "Try it!" Russ moved forward the other guy backed down seeing that Russ could knock him out "I can't be bothered" the guy gave 2D one last glare and walked off Russ smiled every laughed at the other guy and hailed Russ ,Murdoc grolwed evil things and glared "Why did u do that lard ass if was getting funny" Murdoc sighed and whent back to talk to Mrs.M.
"Is he ok?"1# asked
"Aww poor 2D" Crash added, Murdoc pulled faces and inmatated Crash and 1# "Aww poor 2D my ass ha!"He said in a fucked off tone Mrs.M chuckled.
"Way to go Russ!!"Crash said hugging him and returned to her place "Come on Bro" Russ said to 2D but 2D was still stone cold shaking making no movement Russ looked confused then he picked 2D up and took him back to the table "Here u go"
1# kissed 2D and he came back to the land of the living he was still scared "Th…The…."2D couden't spit it out 1# huged him "It's ok now" 2D smiled and clamed down.

The gang was walking around going into lots of shops Crash got a camra and was taking photos of the group
2D was walkig along humming when Murdoc jumped out on him "BLAH!" he yelled, 2D faited from the sudden shoock,Murdoc laughted evily "2D!!" 1# ran to his aid Crash whent with her "2D are u ok?" 2D nooded weakly "can I have some help here plz?" 1# asked Crash nooded "MUST TAKE PICTURE" she yelled in her japanese accsent and took a pic of 2D then Murdoc yelled "Hay u little punk give me that thing!" Murdoc chased Crash around while Russ and Mrs.m sighed "he don't act he's age do he sis?" Russ asked Mrs.m "most times he does"she mumbled

2D had now recoverd and was talking to 1# Murdoc had given up on nicking the camra and was in a shop getting some beer and stuff with Mrs.M, and Russ was telling Crash not to take to many photos of Murdoc for her and there sake.
"Oi u lot I got the booze"Murdoc said coming out of the store with Mrs.M holding his hand "Yep we got a lot of good stuff ere" Mrs.M added as she placed the bag down on the table they where sitting at,"Hay whats the time?" 1# asked as 2D put his arm round her Russ looked at his watch "About 9.00 pm why?"
2D looked at 1# confused "Well I wanna get back to see a t.v show" "eah me too" Crash and 2D said at the same time Murdoc laughed "They share the same brain!" Mrs.m smiled "No they don't!" 1# stode up for 2d and Crash, "What ever…any way it's about time we get home ani't it if u wann see what ever shit it is u wanna see on the rat box"Murdoc commented "Huh whats a rat box?" 2D said sweetly aww bless him "The t'v u moron!"

Later on they had reached Kong ,they entered the buliding where the saw Captin Howdy shaking "Hay Howdy here yours pay….Howdy?" he looked at the zombie type teen "HOWDY!!!"
Murdoc yelled "I guess this is Gary's doing" Crash said 1# and Mrs.M nooded Murdoc shook Howdy that seemed to wake him "Oh er hi guys Murdoc…."Ch said smiling "Heres yer pay" Murdie handed CH 50 quid and a bottle of whiskey "Thanks guys well see yas l8er"Ch walked off.

They all settled in and watched the t.v the time whent on late 1# fell alseep on 2D Crash used Russ as a pillow as they both sleept and Mrs.M fell asleep with Murdie,Murdoc was still up and drinking. The night ended in peace every one had,had a good time well Howdy may need help after a whole day with Gary.

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