It was a usual day in Kong Studio's. Murdoc was drowning his sorrows with a
bottle of vodka in his Winnebago, 2D was fiddling with something he found
stuck in his teeth, Noodle was watching cartoons on T.V and Russ was
practising on the drums.
"Hey dullard", Murdoc shouted from the window of his Winnebago.
"Who me?", replied 2D.
"No the friggin tooth fairy, who do you think", said Murdoc in the most
sarcastic voice he could throw.
"What do you want", 2D enquired.
"Go down to the shop and get us a bottle of booze or sumfink"
"No you go", said 2D. Murdoc stormed out of his Winnebago and up to 2D's
face.
"What did you say face ache?", Murdoc said flicking saliva in 2D's face.
"I said if I can have some?", 2D replied wiping the spittle from off his
face.
"That's better… now scram", Murdoc shouted in his face
As 2D was walking to the shop he met Mrs Murdoc. He stopped and had a chat
to her and then walked on. As he got closer to the shop he suddenly forgot
what he came for. He walked into the store and wondered round the isles.
Toothpaste…no. Coke…no. Booze…no. T-shirt…no.
"I could do with another T-shirt though", said 2D too himself.
Meanwhile back at Kong Studios Noodle's cartoons had finished so she
wondered round the lobby deciding what to do. She went up to the recording
studios and found Russ and Del practising. As soon as Del saw her he
retreated back into Russ.
"Man, Noodle what did you do that for. You scared him away. I ain't never
gonna get this part right if you scare the lead rapper away! Dang now what
am I gonna do?" asked Russ. Noodle replied
"Atishcu wassi mento?"
"Woteva you say 'lil chick. Go find Murdoc", said Russ in complete
puzzlement. As Noodle wondered up to the carpark she hummed to herself the
theme tune to her favourite cartoon… The Powerpuff Girls! She knocked on the
door to Murdoc's Winnebago.
"You got the booze 2D" said Murdoc in a dazed slur
"Atishcu wassi mento?"
"You what? Oh it's you Noodle. Go away and leave me alone" replied Murdoc in
a very stern voice
"ATISHCU WASSI MENTO!!!!!!!!!" shouted Noodle at the top of her voice. As
she said this she did a rather good high jump kicking thingy and hit Murdoc
in the butt. He went flying into the table, knocking all his magazines,
ashtrays and bottles of booze on the floor.
"WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO THAT FOR?", shouted Murdoc
"Musi lefy don Noodle!" she said very smugly indeed and ran for the door
before Murdoc could get up. She made her way back to the T.V room to watch
more cartoons.
Back to the shop. 2D had found a really nice top and jeans so he went to
the changing rooms to try them on. This was the pose he did in front of the
mirror.
He decided he was going to buy these and took them and a packet of
paracetalmol for his constant headache, to the counter.
"L24.35 please" the shop assistant said in a very dull voice. 2D pulled out
4 pieces of chewing gum, a bus ticket, some sweet wrappers and finally his
credit card. He gave all of this to the shop assistant and signed his name
on the receipt. He walked out of the shop feeling very pleased with his new
purchases and walked back to Kong Studios. A blonde, blue eyed girl walked
up to him and said her name was Gorillaz #1 fan. He chatted to her for a
while, gave her an autograph and tickets to their July gig. They also
exchanged mobile numbers. 2D told the girl he'd call her. She fluttered her
eyelashes at him and walked away.

He walked back to the Studios daydreaming.
CRASH!!!!! He walked straight into a street lamp.
"Oww" he said. Well he said more than that but I'm not writing it. He
started walking faster nursing his head, which now had a large bump on its
side. As he neared Kong Studios he heard Murdoc yelling abuse at Noodle who
was shouting something in Japanese. He also heard Del's voice above all the
commotion.
"Did you get the booze?", asked Murdoc
"Errrm…no I forgot… but I did get a nifty pair of jeans and a T-shirt",
replied 2D
"For god's sake numb nuts I don't care about you trousers, I can't ask you
to do anything can I?", Murdoc said flicking yet more saliva at 2D. "Heh heh
what's that big lump on your head? We should call you Two Dents and a Bump
from now on", he continued
"I walked into a street lamp daydreaming about this girl I met", answered 2D
"You met a girl? Ha don't make me laugh. You couldn't pull a sheep!",
giggled Murdoc.
"Yeah I'm not kidding I gave her an autograph and tickets to our gig"
replied 2D in a matter of fact tone of voice.
"So when do we get to meet her then. To prove your not lying", asked Murdoc.
"In the next fanfic she writes", answered 2D. They both felt a tug on their
trousers.
"Atishcu wassi mento?"
"Can you please sort her out 2D, she's keeps buggin us about something. I
thought you might know what she wants seeing as you have the IQ of a 10 year
old", said Murdoc, clearly getting stressed out.
"What's an IQ Murdoc?", asked 2D
"Something which I thought you had, but obviously not, dullard", Murdoc
hissed "Now just sort her out", 2D took her to the T.V room and put some
cartoons on for her to watch. As he made his way back to Murdoc's Winnebago
his phone rang. He makes his way back to the Winnebago still talking to
whoever is on the end of the phone.
"Hey guys", 2D shouted. Russ had now joined them.
"What do you want?", grunted Murdoc
"That was #1, she wants us to look after her cat. She'll be round in a few
mins"
"Hey cool man, I luv cats", replied Russell in his sexy American voice. "Can
I be official cat watcher?", Russ continued. 2D agreed seeing as he didn't
want to be in charge of something that wasn't his that he might loose.
DING-DONG. The doorbell rang about 3 times before 2D heard it. He rushed to
the door trying to smooth out his hair but with no luck. He answered the
door and there is Gorillaz #1 fan standing there with a box in her hand.
"Can't stay got to go I'll be back at 8… c ya later", said #1 dumping the
box in 2D's hands.
"Do you have to go so soon. I wanted you to meet the guys", replied 2D
"I'll meet them in the next fanfic ok but I've got to go. C ya at 8 bye"
She rushes down the stairs and out of Kong Studios and into her car. 2D shut
the door and took the box to Murdoc's Winnebago. They all gather round
watching in awe at 2D opening the box. Suddenly a black cat jumps out of the
box and lands on Murdoc's head. There is a letter in the box. It says

Dear Gorillaz
Thank you for looking after my cat for me. Her name is Jasmine. Her
favourite toy is at the bottom of the box should you need to call her over.
Thanks again
Luv Gorillaz #1 fan

"Someone get this bloody thing off me", shouted Murdoc to the others. "Well
hurry up then"
"Looks like she's found a new place to sleep for the day", joked Russ
"That's not funny Russ, the cat could be digging her claws in his head",
replied 2D
"Piss off the pair of you and get this thing off my head. It's gonna mess up
my hair!", shouted Murdoc. They all try and prise the cat off his head but
it was no use it was stuck. Noodle even tried but even with her martial arts
strength she couldn't get the cat off.
"Great, just what I need", said Murdoc "I'm stuck here with a half-wit
moron, a possessed NCY brother, a Japanese kid who only knows one word of
English and a cat on my head! ARGH this day is going well"
DING-DONG the doorbell goes off again. Russ gets up to answer the door.
"Hey Crash" said Russ "Wot ya doing here?"
"I came to say hi to you all. May I come in?", replied Crash
"Yeah sure, hey guys Crash is here to see us.", shouted Russ from the lobby.
"Hi Crash", 2D and Murdoc said in unison.
"Ouch 2D that looks painful. How did you bump your head?" asked Crash
"The dullard ere walked into a street lamp" sniggered Murdoc
"I was daydreaming about #1 fan, when a lamp post got in my way", continued
2D "I'm looking after her cat for her while she is out. Well Murdoc is
anyway"
"That's not funny", snapped Murdoc
"Yeah I was going to ask about the new look Murdoc", giggled Crash "Here let
me help." Crash gently pulled Jasmine off Murdoc's head. "Wow Crash you're a
genius!!!!" said Murdoc suddenly feeling a lot happier. "Well I'm going out
down the pub now with Mrs Murdoc 'cos dullard ere can't even go down to the
shops and buy me some booze without forgetting what he went for. C ya later
Crash. Bye guys and dullard"
"Who's dullard? I don't know a dullard. Huh? My head hurts", said 2D very
confused.
"Bye Murdoc", replied Crash "Actually I'd better be off too. 2D I hope you
and #1 are happy together, bye all"
"Bye Crash" said all the others in unison (well except Noodle). They watched
as Crash walked towards the door and out to her car.
As Murdoc walked to the pub, he passed many tramps and homeless people,
which he sneered and laughed at. He got to the pub and wondered round until
he found Mrs Murdoc and Captain Howdy.
"Hey, Mrs M!" said Murdoc and gave her a kiss on the cheek "Hey Captain
Howdy…but I ain't giving you a kiss, no offence"
"That's ok Murdoc", replied Howdy
"So what made you come and join us Murdy?", asked Mrs.M
"Well I asked dullard to go and get me some booze, and he comes back with a
pair of jeans, a T-shirt and a packet of paracetamol!", answered Murdoc. Mrs
M and Howdy giggled at the thought. "So what do you want to drink? I'm
buying", Murdoc took the orders and went to the bar.
Back at Kong Studios Noodle was playing with Jasmine.
"Wabi kifh sumi nooh" said Noodle to Jasmine. The cat immediately looked up
and walked towards her.
"Dang, I think the cat actually understands her", exclaimed Russell.
"Nah I don't think so. No one understands her. Look the cat is licking her
fingers, she probably has some soy sauce on her fingers left over from
lunch", replied 2D. DING-DONG. 2D gets up to answer the door.
"Hi cutie, can I come in?", asks #1
"Yeah sure, did you have a nice day?", answered 2D
"Yes but it would have been better if you were there"
"Hey Russ and Noodle", 2D said, "This is Gorillaz #1 fan"
"Hey #1. Man this boy has been talkin' bout you all day. He wouldn't shut
up!" replied Russ
"Atishcu wassi mento?" Noodle answered. #1 asked them about how Jasmine has
been and they told her about the Murdoc's head incident.
CRASH!!! The front door slams shut and in walks…well should I say in
staggers Murdoc with Mrs M.
"Hi Murdoc, this is Gorillaz #1 fan. You know the girl I said I met", said
2D
"I don't care who it is dullard, I'm going to my Winnebago with Mrs M
*Laughs* and if any of you guys come near it you are dead meet", says Murdoc
in a drunken slur
"Heh heh heh", sniggers the even drunker Mrs Murdoc
"Why can't we go near it Murdoc?", asks 2D. #1 gives him a nudge in the
ribs. "Oww what did you do that for?", said 2D
"Look numb nuts, I don't need to tell you all the details of my love life
ok, now you all just keep away", snapped Murdoc still swigging big gulps of
his beer. They both stagger away to the Winnebago.
"Thank so much for looking after Jasmine guys", says #1 scooping her into
the box. " C ya later guys", she gives 2D a kiss on the cheek. "Don't forget
to call me 2D"
"I won't", replied 2D still dazed by the kiss "Bye", #1 walks off to her car
and drives away M1 A1 blaring out from the stereo. "Well it's been an
exiting day" declared 2D. He felt a tug at his trousers.
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"This is just what we need," said 2D "We'll finally know what Atischcu wassi
mento means" Russ when in the other room to call for the doll. He ordered a
Powerpuff girl for her. DING-DONG. Russ went to answer the door. He came
back with a box in his hands.
"Dang, that was quick" said Russ. He opened the box and pulled out a pink
Powerpuff girl. He put some batteries in and gave it to Noodle. Her face lit
up with delight at the look of her new doll.
"Wengh don samti holah" said Noodle, her smile stretched right across her
face.
"Thank you very much," said the doll.
"Wow it works," exclaimed Murdoc.
"Atischcu wassi mento" said Noodle
"I'm gonna take over the world" said the doll. Noodle face turned into an
evil grin. (Which looked scarier than Murdoc's)
"The kid's gone psycho man!" said Russell, terrified. Noodle repeated it
again.
"Atischcu wassi mento" but this time she added something onto the end.
"Atischcu wassi mento musi don lefti ha ha "
"I'm gonna take over the world with my music, ha ha ha" the doll replied.
They all breathed a sigh of relief. Noodle hadn't gone mad after all.

After the scare from Noodle earlier on that morning the guys decided they needed to go somewhere and have a good time. The Gorillaz, Mrs Murdoc, Crash and Gorillaz #1 fan were thinking of places to go.
"I heard there was a good exhibition of musical stuff at the museum" suggested Russ.
"Nah, I wouldn't be caught dead in a museum!" said Murdoc. "We need to go somewhere where there is chicks and booze" he continued, Mrs M was giving him a strange look. "Not that I would go looking for chicks… cos I got Mrs M here" he added hastily.
"What about the farm?" suggested 2D "They sell some really nice cider and about this time of year the hens all have little baby chicks…aww I love chicks there so cute and fluffy"
"Not those kind of chicks dullard!" exclaimed Murdoc tutting at 2D's stupidity.
"We could go clubbing" suggested Mrs M.
"Yeah we could get some of the other guys to come too" said Crash.
"Cool idea" replied Gorillaz #1 fan. "We could invite Captain Howdy, Tattoo Queen, Sickness, SarahMK, 3D, Devil, Salesman, Trigger, Muppet Monkey, Josh and Shini to come with us" she continued.
"Hey, as long as Gary don't come I'm cool with everyone coming," said Murdoc. The three girls went off into the other room to call the others and left the Gorillaz in the T.V room.
"Musi shumi un donti" said Noodle
"Am I coming?" repeated the doll.
"No Noodle, you're too young" replied 2D. "You can stay here with Gary"
"AAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH" screamed Noodle. The doll didn't need to repeat that one for them to know what that meant. The three girls came back from the other room and told the others they all could make it and they were coming here to Kong Studio's at 7.
It was a few hours later and the girls went into the other room to get ready. 2D went to have a shower (and remembered to lock the door this time) Murdoc went to get changed and Russ went to his room. Gary had already been dropped off earlier and was playing with Noodle. DING-DONG. Russ went to answer the door. He opened it and there was a teenage girl, with long brown hair, blowing bubble gum bubbles standing at the door.
"Hi I'm Issy, I'm the babysitter" said the girl twirling her hair around her finger.
"Hey guy's it's the babysitter… are you all ready. C'mon let's go " shouted Russ. He told Issy what she could and couldn't do…the main rule was don't go anywhere near Murdoc's Winnebago.
They set off for the club and left her in charge. The Gorillaz, Mrs M, Crash and #1 met all the others outside the club. They paid and went in. Immediately loads of Gorillaz fan's flocked around them. After the commotion had died down they started to dance. Del made an appearance and he Russ, 3D and Josh took over from the DJ to play some good tunes and also do a bit of freestyling. As Del, Josh and 3D battled each other over the Mic the others continued to dance. 2D danced with #1 and Murdoc had a few dances with Mrs M before going over to the bar.

Crash decided to go over and cheer for Russ. All the others (sorry I can't be bothered to type the list out…It's too bloody long) found someone to dance with. 2D and #1 walked over to the bar after a few dances and ordered some drinks for them and the others. The biggest event of the night was when the manager of the club came over to them and asked them to perform a few songs. They did and the whole club went crazy. After they performed they decided it was time to go. It was now 5 in the morning and they were getting tiered. The others went home and Mrs M, Crash and #1 went back to the studio.
They got back, paid Issy and went to sleep. Gorillaz #1 fan slept in 2D's room, Crash slept in Russ's room and Mrs M went to the Winne with Murdoc. As #1 lay down next to 2D he whispered in her ear
"Sweet dreams."