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One day in a small rural guesthouse in the middle of Ireland there was
a loud thump on the door. A woman opened the door to reveal a darkly clad,
snaggle toothed, shifty looking man standing on her doorstep. The woman
looked perplexed and a bit frightened for a moment but soon spoke up,
" Hi, can I .. erm.. Help you?"
He looked her up and down and then smiled a very wicked and disturbing
smile,
" Perhaps you can my lovely, me and a couple of comrades are lookin'
for a place to crash. You got any rooms goin' ?"
The woman tried to be nice and smiled uneasily,
" we have a few, how many do you need?"
" About four."
He stated nonchalantly.
" Oh yes we have four rooms, please come in."
The man stepped in and looked around obviously unimpressed by his surroundings,
"The name's Mudoc Niccals, Hail Satan!"
He rose his hand to make the sign of the devil. The woman was really worried
now,
" well .. Mr Niccals.. make yourself at home I'm sure my daughter
will get you anything that you might need."
With that she made a hasty retreat and left her daughter to deal with
the frightening man.
Suddenly around the corner bounced a small (but perfectly formed) teenager
dressed in black from head to toe. She was listening to her personal CD
player and dancing and so didn't spot the visitor standing in the middle
of her hallway and danced straight into him.
" Hey! Watch it brat!!",
Murdoc shouted at the girl.
She spun around quickly while shouting,
"Fuck off Gramps!"
As she turned she realised, to her horror, that the Bastard in her way
was none other than Murdoc Niccals! "Murdoc?…Is that you?…Dear
Lord! It is!!", she gasped.
Her embarrassment was lessened by the fact that Murdoc wasn't listening
to her at all anymore and had gone off to shout at 2-D who had just appeared.
And what a sorry site he was. He was carrying at least 10 bags, most of
these were obviously not his, he was stumbling everywhere and it didn't
look like he could stay standing much longer. The girl stepped outside
to get a better view and just as she did 2-D fell over with a thud. To
her complete disgust instead of helping 2-D up Murdoc merely laughed,
shouted some more and preceded to kick 2-D in the ribs while he was down.
Murdoc swaggered back over to the girl with a confident smile,
" So where's me room love?"
The girl shot him an icy glare,
" It's Shinigami! Not love! Upstairs first on your left."
She stated firmly and strolled over to 2-D. Murdoc just picked up his
bags and slipped away mumbling satanic curses to himself.
Shinigami made her way over to the busied and battered 2-D,
"Are you okay? That Murdoc's a real nasty git!",
She said while casting a glare in the direction which Murdoc had gone
off in.
Just as she said that an American voice said,
"I'm afraid you're saying the obvious to the oblivious."
Russel and Noodle appeared from around the corner. Russel was carrying
both his and noodles bags without any trouble at all and was clearly amused
by his previous comment. Shinigami laughed and introduced herself.
"Hey, nice ta meet ya! Can ya point me in the direction of my room?",
Russel said with a grin.
" Sure, upstairs and third on your right."
Russel wandered off and Shinigami returned to 2-D and helped him with
his bags. 2-D suddenly slouched against the wall and put his head in his
hands.
"Migraine?"
Shinigami asked with genuine sympathy. 2-D just nodded slightly and groaned.
"I'll help you in a sec, just gotta get my brother to show noodle
her room."
Shinigami ran back into the house and yelled,
"DEAN!! Dean get your lazy butt in here, NOW!!"
A little fuzzy red headed boy ran out of the kitchen.
Shinigami slapped him roughly around the face,
" I have to help 2-D, you will help Noodle, got that arse features?"
she commanded and quickly ran off to help 2-D.
Dean mumbled various unrepeatable things and went off to find Noodle.
Noodle however wasn't hard to find, she had made herself quite comfortable
in the T.V room and was watching Japanese cartoons. Dean walked in and
noticed (to his delight) that she only had one small suitcase. He sat
down beside her and said,
"Hey, can I show you were your room is? Do you want me to carry your
bag for you?"
Noodle however didn't even turn around so Dean decided to try out his
Japanese skills, he tapped on her Radio hat to get her attention and said,
"Konichiwa, Dean desu, Yoroshiku." (//Good day, My name is Dean,
Pleased to meet you.//)
Noodle smiled sweetly and offered a quiet little,
"konichiwa."
She promptly turned a light shade of pink and began to giggle. Dean was
confused, he knew his Japanese was bad but he didn't think he had said
anything rude or embarrassing, had he? Noodle had now stopped watching
T.V and had focused all her attention on Dean.
Dean was about to make an escape when Shinigami appeared at the door with
a better looking 2-D behind her. Shinigami took one look at Noodle and
burst out laughing making both 2-D and Dean jump.
Shinigami's laughter attracted the attention of Russel and Murdoc who
had now re-appeared.
"Yo, what's up shini?, whats so funny?"
"Yeah why are you making so much racket!?"
Shinigami calmed herself enough to speak and managed to say,
"Dean's got himself a little girlfriend!!"
Noodle giggled again and smiled sweetly at the now panic stricken Dean.
"She is not my girlfriend! I don't even know her!"
But no-body was listening,
Shinigami had begun to laugh loudly again, Russel was making cute comments
like,
"aww! Soo cute, they make a nice couple." ,
Murdoc was disgusted by the whole situation and 2-D was just confused.
Dean tried to back off away from Noodle, but she now had him in a death
grip like hug.
"Arrrrgggghhh!! Help me! Get it off!",
Dean screamed. But nobody was listening.
" Is there anywhere around here where a guy can drink until he drops?"
said Murdoc while trying to ignore the screams coming from the T.V. room
Shinigami immediately said,
"I'll only tell you if you bring me with you!"
Everyone nodded an affirmative except Murdoc who said,
"Aren't you underage?"
but he was ignored and everyone departed for the local pub ….
… everyone that is but Dean.
"hello? Is anyone there? I need help here! … No Noodle put that
down!! AAARRRGGGHHH!"
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