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"Bolluck! Bleeding rottin' bollucks!" Murdoc was
walking back and forth in his Winnebago with his hands
in his hair. He had just found out that he ran out of
sedatives and he sure as hell wasn't gonna listen to
2D's jabbering all night. 2D was in the kitchen making
himself a cup of tea for his migraine. " Hey Murdoc,
want me to make you some too? The package says it's a
soothing melange that's good for headaches" "It won't
be soothin' to me unless it 'as some vodka in it."
Murdoc muttered before he yelled back: " What do I
look like to you? Some tea-drinking cake-eating
stockings-wearing old bag? He was just searching his
bedroom closet for a Mallet to slightly increase 2D's
headache with, when there was a knock on the door.
"Oh, fuck!" Murdoc thought "2D open the door and see
who that is. Oy, and if it's the pigs and you let them
in I'll have your stupid head on a platter!" "Errr…
ok, whatever you say Murdoc" 2D cautiously walked to
the door realizing that if he made a wrong move he
would become the victim of various Satanic rituals.
"Look out of the window first, you dullard!" Murdoc
said without taking his head from underneath his bead
where he was now looking for something to insure that
2D would have a good night's rest. 2D did what he was
told, as usual, and looked out of the window. He
immediately fell back in both fear and surprise.
Murdoc heard 2D fall and went to see what was going
on. "What is wrong wit you this time, airhead?" said
Murdoc with a annoyed but slightly concerned voice.
Concerned of course for his own safety, not the fact
that 2D was scared. "LL.. Look.. f.. fo.. for
yourself" was the only reply that he got. So, angry as
well as slightly nervous and also curious, he walked
to the window. The first thing he noticed when he
looked out of the window was that part of the street
the Winnebago was standing in, had melted away and
there were pools of hot smoking tar everywhere. As he
turned his attention to whomever had knocked on the
door, he was blinded by a bright light and had to turn
away. "Quick hedgehoghead!" he yelled at 2D "Gimme my
shades!" 2D crawled over the floor desperately looking
for Murdoc sunglasses, while Murdoc sat on the floor
rubbing his eyes. 2D finally found his sunglasses
behind the fridge and handed them to Murdoc, who
Immediately put them on to have another peek. He could
now see who was impatiently waiting out side the door.
"Oy, Moron! There's this flaming chick standing
outside" 2D got scared "I know Murdoc, but what do you
want me to do about it?" Murdoc turned around " I want
you to get the hell out of here and find somewhere
else to sleep tonight!" Murdoc replied quickly.
"Oooookaaay, I'm not staying around insane pyro girl
anyway!" 2D said while climbing onto the roof. Once on
the roof he took one last look down and saw that the
girl was looking at him. "Why don't you go of and play
wit some other friends of yours now momma's boy?" she
said smirking and shot a small ball of fire at him. He
didn't need to be told that twice so he jumped of the
back of the Winnebago and ran towards the nearest
town. As he ran he thought: "Where are Noodles and
Russel when you need them to beat up something scary…"
Actually he didn't want to put them through that but
since they away for a few day to shop for some new
instruments, it didn't matter anyway. He reached a
half descent looking holiday in and checked in.
Because his headache had gotten worse and it sure as
hell wasn't going to get any better after all that. So
after he checked in he went straight to bed. He
wondered if he should call the police , but decided
not to. After all he had seen Murdoc wit strange girls
before. Come to think of it, he had never seen Murdoc
with anybody "normal" at all. So even if this girl was
the strangest one of them all, he didn't worry about
it much. He was sure that everything would be back to
normal in the morning. And with that he fell asleep.
When Murdoc finally opened the door, the girl had
gotten very impatient. She pushed the door wide open
leaving a burn mark on the front and walked into the
living room. As she let her self fall back into the
couch, Murdoc took his time to look at her. She was
perfectly formed which she showed of by wearing a
tight red and black bodysuit. Murdoc couldn't
determine what fabric it was made of, it look like
some sort of smooth rock, and frankly he didn't care.
It seemed like her bright red hair was constantly
moving and when he looked over the edge of his
sunglasses he saw that her whole head was covered in
flames. He starred at it for a while before he noticed
the little black horns in it. He raised an eyebrow and
said: "Oy, lovely. Do you have a pointy tail too?" She
looked at him for a moment. "Aren't you going to offer
me something to drink?" she grinned. "Errr… right. How
'bout some Vodka my precious?" He stumbled into the
kitchen. "What do I look like, Gollum? Don't you have
anything stronger?" she said wit a slightly annoyed
and intimidating voice. "Errr… I don't think so, but
it depends on wit you have in mind with stronger…" he
said with an evil grin "Whatever, vodka will be fine."
was the only response he got. So he pored two drinks
into half washed coffee mugs and walked back into the
living room. He handed her her drink and chucked his
down. "So…" he began "What does Satan's little cousin
to my luv shack?" she looked down and grinned. She
chucked down her drink to and threw the mug out of the
window. "Well you of course." Suddenly the couch
caught fire. "Oh, sorry" she got up and looked at the
flaming couch. "No problem babe. You can set fire to
me anytime…" He walked over to her and tried to place
his arm around her waist but pulled back when he found
out that she was hot, literary. "Do you think you can
do something about your… temperature?" he asked "Aaah,
what's the matter? Can't take the heat?" she smiled
and tilted her head slightly "Oh alright. If you
insist" she raised her arms into the air and suddenly
the flames on her head disappeared and Murdoc saw that
she had long straight black hair. Murdoc immediately
took the opportunity and put both arms around her
waist. "Aaah that's better, now how 'bout some
wrestling. Oh, and try not to turn me into spare
ribs." She smirked and said: "Don't you like
barbecue?" With that he leaded her into 2D's bedroom.
He sure as hell wasn't going to get his bed burned.
When 2D woke up, he felt this eerie feeling creeping
up on him. What if something had happened to Murdoc?
After all, the fucker did save his life… So he got up,
got dressed and he had almost checked out, when he
remembered something. He ripped the fire extinquiser
of the wall and left.
On his way to the Winnebago, he noticed that there was
a trail of molten tar leading to it. He clutched the
extinquiser even tighter and accelerated his pace.
When he came to the place where he had run away
yesterday, he stopped. There was no sign of the
Winnebago., just Murdoc in a long trench coat with his
hands in his pockets. Murdoc wasn't looking very happy
and 2D's arrival didn't help very much. 2D slowly
walked towards him and asked: "Err, Murdoc? You seemed
to have misplaced your house…" Murdoc turned his head
towards him and had a very scary and threatening look
on his face, even for Murdoc. 2D took a step back. "I
haven't lost anything, you dullard! I just don't know
where it is!" 2D took another step back, just to be on
the safe side "Ooookaaay, so why are you wearing a
trench coat? It isn't raining you know…" Murdoc took
his hands out of his pockets and made fists. "Look,
how stupid do you think I am? I KNOW it isn't raining,
but that bitch set fire to all my clothes yesterday so
I slept in this. And when I woke up the girl AND the
Winnebago where gone, ok!" 2D suddenly felt bold
"Well, at least you worked up a nice than…" 2D said
wit a grin on his face. With that Murdoc ripped the
extiquiser out of to 2D hands and threw it at his
head.
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