Billboard Song

As I was walking down the street one dark and dismal day,

I came upon a billboard and much to my dismay,

the sign was torn and tattered from the storm the night before,

the wind and rain had done its job and this is what I saw,
Smoke Coca Cola cigarettes

Chew Wrigleys spearmint beer

and Kennel ration dog food makes your wifes complexion clear,

oh, simonize your baby with a hershey's candy bar a

and

Texaco's the beauty cream thats used by every star,

Pleaaaaseee

take your next vacation in a brand new frigidare,

or learn to play piano in your winter underwear,

doctors say that babies should smoke till they are three and

the peoples of the cities ought to bathe in liptons tea!

with flow-through teaaabaags!