SNIFF, SNIFF

Teacher: Good morning , class 
Pupils: Good morning, ma’am 
Teacher: Our lesson for today is mathematics. Danielle, 1+1 ?
Danielle: That  is very easy . The answer is 2, ma’am.
Teacher: Very good. Maria 2+2?
Maria: 4, ma’am.
Jenny: Ma’am , Ma’am ! If you could answer this, you’re a genius. If 1+ 1 is 2 and 2 +2 is 4 then what is minus 4?
Teacher: I don’t know, What is the answer?
Jenny: It’s easy, For smelling!
 

 CAN’T BUY LOVE 

A religious sister was speaking to a group of children about the things money can’t buy. “It can’t buy laughter and it can’t buy love”, she told them. To drive her point home, she said “What would you do if I offered you a thousand pesos not to love your father and mother?”
 There was complete silence. Finally , a boy stood up and said , “ How much would you give me not to love my big sister?”

NO HOSTAGES, PLEASE 

 My friend and I had just  finished eating lunch at an expensive restaurant. When we got our bill, we realize that we didn’t have enough money. I talked to the waiter and told him that my friend would stay while I withdrew some cash. With a frightened look, the waiter said , ”I’m sorry, ma’am , we do not take hostages.”

LAUGH OF THE MONTH
 

Seen pedalling around campus was a young man with a T-shirt reading: ”IM GOING TO BE A DOCTOR;

A sign on the back of his bicycle proclaimed; IM GOING TO BE A MERCEDES;

ANYONE WILL DO 

 While filing out an application for a factory job, a man was puzzled by the bank after “Persons to notify in case of accident.” Finally he wrote…” Anybody in sight.”