(The intro music is the same as the music for Bewitched, for some reason)

(Alan D is in the living room with his legs up on a chair reading)

Alan R: Feet off the chair please

Alan D: Dad, I'm not a kid, I'm 32 you know.

Alan R: That does not make your feet any cleaner as far as I know. That only happens when you are old enough to be bed ridden.

(There is a knock on the door)

Alan R looks at Alan D, Alan D looks at Alan R, Alan R looks at Alan D, Alan D looks at Alan R…..

The knock comes again, they both go towards the door, they both sit down (this is farce, it happened in Caught In The Net too)

Alan R: You get the door. Your legs are younger……….

Alan D answers the door, a man stands there wearing a squirrel costume

Alan C: Hi, I'm Alan from down the road, I'm collecting for the kids panto outing. I play a squirrel.

Alan D: Who wins?

Alan C ??

Alan R: (From inside) Who is it

Alan D: A squirrel

Alan R (Goes to the door, does a double take)

Alan C: Hello Mr Rickman!

Alan D: D'you know this squirrel, Dad?

Alan R: ??

Alan C: It's me, Mr Rickman, Alan from the grocery, we were in Midsummer Nights Dream together, I played Puck

Alan R: Oh, yes, come in - have some nuts or something…………

(Mrs Rickman comes down the stairs, she is played by………er……….Kate O'Mara, the audience recognise her from Dynasty and applaud)

Mrs R: Hi, Alan

Alan, get your feet off the chair

Alan, can I have the car keys, please?

(She takes the keys from Alan R and exits out the front door. And she got $5,000 dollars for that)