Exclusive! Interview with Nikita

Section Times: How did you feel during the procedure? Were you scared?

Nikita: I don’t remember.

ST: Were you upset when you saw Michael after the procedure?

Nikita: I don’t remember.

ST: With all the problems you have caused Section, not to mention the lower performance level resulting from your relationship with Michael, don’t you think it would have been in the best interests of Section to just have you canceled?

Nikita: I don’t remember.

ST: Does it upset you to have been treated so terribly by Section?

Nikita: I don’t remember.

ST: Those are great shoes you are wearing. Do you mind telling The Section Times readers where you got them?

Nikita: I don’t remember.

ST: You look rather glazed over today. Are you feeling ok?

Nikita: I don’t remember.

ST: Is there anything I can do for you? Something to stop your rocking back and forth?

Nikita: I don’t remember.

ST: Um, yes, well...Thank you for your time, Nikita!