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| Rants, Raves and other Nonsense |
| Turn-On's |
| Style Makeup Piercings Tattoo's High heels Skin Imagination Sense of Humor Hygene |
| Turn-Off's |
| Body Hair Prejudice Ignorance Unclean Bodies Bad Breath Unadventurous People Insanity |
| Favorite Movies |
| no particular order. Dr. Strangelove The Razor's Edge The Man Who Would Be King Raiders of the Lost Ark Monty Python's Meaning of Life 2001 A Space Odessey Apollo 13 The Crying Game Usual Suspects Kingpin When Harry Met Sally Thin Red Line 5th Element Dances with Wolves Glory Citizen Kane To Have and Have Not Casablanca The Blue Angel Of Mice and Men (1938) The Roaring 20's White Heat The Caine Mutiny |
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| Honorary Ball Gag Award Winners 2000-2001 |
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| Dr. Laura Pat Buchanan Charlton Heston Jerry Springer Jerry Falwell Eminem Bill Clinton American Nazi Party (perpetual award) Saddam Husein Celine Dion Ricky Martin Moral Majority (perpetual award) The list is still open... cast your votes!!! |
| Things that bug me... |
| Pantyhose -they always run when at the most inopportune time Eyeliner -always ends up where you don't want it. Fashion Magazines -who really looks like those models. Popcorn hulls in your teeth. People who spit when they talk. 10 hotdogs, 8 buns Pay toilets The cost of dry cleaning TV commercials Creamed corn Spam -faux meat Additives that I can't pronounce Hotel service charges added 'for your convience' Air travel People who don't put jar lids on tight Toothpaste tubes squashed in the middle. Men who can't seem to hit the toilet. Lint balls in my socks Velveeta Phone companies "Science projects" in the refridgerator Somehow loosing one sock in the dryer. Cell phones |
| Public Personalities I think are Really Cool |
| (past and present) Kate Bornstein Annie Sprinkle Jesse Ventura Ru Paul Drew Carey Kevin Spacey Oscar Wilde Devine John Waters Sir John Gielgud Elton John |
| Some of the disturbed IM salutations I have received (My responses) |
| You're really hot! Do you like anal? Doesn't everyone? Do you know of any tgirls in this area that like to fuck? Didn't respond How would you like to try a large mushroom head? No thanks, it would make it really tough to fit wigs Do you have to be gay to be a crossdresser? No, but it helps. You're a faggot cocksucker!! And your point is? Crossdressing is against God's law in the Bible. So are leisure suits. I have always been facinated by transvestites. Me too What are you wearing? An Albatross around my neck |