Will the Circle Be Unbroken
- Helps if you use the up tempo version.
By Token
Scully went to visit Utah,
Left her partner far behind.
Will she tell him that which saw
Or will Jesus eat her spine?
(Refrain)
Will the Jesus be implanted
By and by, lord, by and by?
Is a bigger slug awaiting
In my spine, lord, in my spine?
She went hiking, across the desert,
In three inch high heel spikes.
Some might say that's kinda kinky
But that's what Chris Carter likes.
When she stopped to get directions,
And get her tank filled one last time.
The attendants misattentions
Filled it with water and she whined.
They were tired of using drifters,
For their god implanting scheme.
So they grabbed her, bent her over
And her backside they did ream.
Agent Doggett grew suspicious,
And so followed Scully's track.
When he got there, he thumped a cultist.
Then cut Jesus from her back.
Later Doggett said, "Agent Scully,
Don't you run away next time."
Scully replied, "Oh gosh I'm sorry!"
And now everything's just fine.
A
MIGHTY FORTRESS IS OUR SLUG
by Anne
Haynes
A mighty fortress
is our slug,
Before him we are
sprawling.
Our helper, not
your typical bug,
Into our brains
come crawling.
For still the
F.B.I.
Upon our cult doth
spy,
Their red-head
claims to be
A certified M.D.
Soon her car will be stalling.
At
the Bus
Alas,
and did that drifter bleed
On
the hard desert ground?
It
seems that now their slimy creed
A
new victim has found.
At
the Bus, at the Bus, where I first saw the light
And
I failed to hold the crazed mob at bay!
It
was there my slug crawled into my back
And
now I have seizures all the day.
John
Doggett has a trusty knife
And
I can handle pain
I
think these two things saved my life
Doggett,
Jebuslug's Bane.
We Gather Together
by S.E. Parsons
We gather together to smash someone's head in
We pulverize tissue, our Slug for to free
A new tabernacle won't be too long baffled
He'll lead us in his lo-ve 'till crippled he'll be.
Beside us to guide us our slug is our savior
Swimming enfleshed in his ho-ly host
He enters the brain and insight we'll gain
Our precious Jebuslug, we just think he's the most!
Slouching among us, our slug leads us onward
Though foul unbelievers would take him from us
To glory he'll lead, if we just let him feed
Now this one's too gimpy, let's all get on the bus.
Nearer, My Slug, to Thee
by T. Avery
Nearer, my Slug, to Thee, nearer to Thee!
E'en though a hideous creature from Trill you be;
Still all my spine would be nearer, my Slug, to Thee,
Nearer, my Slug, to Thee, nearer to Thee!
I am the wanderer, my car hast broke down,
I find myself in a freakish 'Our Town' town,
Yet in my dreams I'd be nearer, my Slug, to Thee,
Nearer, my Slug, to Thee, nearer to Thee!
There let the way appear, a hole in the back,
And Thou chomping madly right up to my neck,
Psychos to beckon me nearer, my Slug, to Thee,
Nearer, my Slug, to Thee, nearer to Thee!
With my waking thoughts brainwashed with Thy praise,
Hoping you'll allow me my baby to raise;
A little trillbabyjesus to be nearer, my Slug, to Thee,
Nearer, my Slug, to Thee, nearer to Thee!
Or if spreadeagled on the bed, Thou cleaving to my spine,
Sun, moon, and stars forgot, badly I'll cry,
Still all my song shall be, nearer, my Slug, to Thee,
Nearer, my Slug, to Thee, nearer to Thee!
When the Saints Go Marching In
By Token
I am just six inch leech-slug,
And Jesus chews his way within
Flyin' higher than LSD drugs-
When the Slug comes crawlin' in.
Oh when the slug comes crawlin' in,
Oh when the slug comes crawlin' in,
Pray to God you're not a donor
When the slug comes crawling in.
Just one more backbone to travel,
Just one lenghty trail of slime
Since I dine on human cattle
And my favorite meal's the spine
-alternate last line-
Scully's kid is dinnertime.
by M. Sebasky
Amazing Slug
So slick to touch
He enters in the spine
John Doggett must have felt
Quite the rush
Whilst shooting the divine.
Simple Gifts
by M. Sebasky
It's a gift to be slug-like
It's a gift to be trill
And to have an untouched back in which to drill
It may make Scully scream
Bring tears of pain to her eyes
But when Mulder comes back
Won't he be surprised!
Slugs! Slugs! Inserted in the spine!
When I'm put inside of you, you'll feel fine!
I'll grant you wisdom and I'll grant you some peace
Too bad that soon, your life will cease.
Were You There
by S.E. Parsons
Were You There
when Doggett blasted up my slug?
Were You There when Doggett blasted up my slug?
O, sometimes it causes me to tremble, tremble, tremble.
Were You There
when Doggett blasted up my slug?
Were You There when Doggett shot my slug to death?
Were You There when Doggett shot my slug to death?
O, sometimes it causes me to tremble, tremble, tremble.
Were You There
when Doggett shot my slug to death?
Were you There
when He splatted on the groun'?
Were you There when He splatted on the groun'?
O, sometimes it causes me to tremble, tremble, tremble.
Were you There when He splatted on the groun'?
Onward, Sluggy Soldiers
by S.E. Parsons
Frighteningly,
with minimal changes to the lyrics
Onward,
Sluggy soldiers, marching as to war,
With the gimp of Jebus going on before.
Slug, the royal Master, leads against the foe;
Forward into
battle see His banners go!
Refrain
Onward,
Sluggy soldiers, marching as to war,
With the gimp of
Jebus going on before.
At the crack of skull bones Jebus' host doth flee;
On then, Sluggy soldiers, on to victory!
The new host's muscles quiver at the shout of praise;
Brothers lift your
voices, loud your anthems raise.
Refrain
Like a slimy
trilobite moves the Slug our God;
Open up an orifice, shove him inside her bod.
We are not divided, we ignore her plea,
One in our faith
in Jebuslug, one in insanity.
Refrain
What the saints
established that I hold for true.
What the saints believ'd, that I believe too.
Long as earth endureth, men the faith will hold,
Kingdoms, nations, empires, in destruction rolled.
Refrain
Crowns and thrones may perish, kingdoms rise and wane,
But the church of Jebuslug constant will remain.
The FBI can never gainst that church prevail;
We have Slug's own
promise, and that cannot fail.
Refrain
Onward then,
ye people, join our happy throng,
Blend with ours your voices in the triumph song.
Glory, laud and honor unto Slug the King,
This through countless ages men and angels sing.
To the tune of "Kum-By-Yah"
By Token
Tril-Oh-Bite, my
lord, Tril-Oh-Bite,
Tril-Oh-Bite, my
lord, Tril-Oh-Bite.
My lord's a Tril-Oh-Bite.
We implant the
lord, Tril-Oh-Bite,
Someone's
screaming lord, Tril-Oh-Bite.
We'll stone them later, Tril-Oh-Bite.
SLIP-SLIDE WITH ME
by Marasmus
To the tune of
"Abide With Me"
Slip-slide with
me,
I am the Jebuslug
I'm inside Scu-lly
I am not a mug...
I know this is the
Nicest place I'll
be
So, up and down
the spine
Slip-slide with me
Please put me in
I am THE gastropod
and a real cool
guy
remember I'm your
god
Scully is blessed
that I'm beneath
her skin
I've just joined
the FBI,
Please put me in!
Slip-slide with me
I'm holier than
thou
I could win an
Emmy
Chris don't fail
me now
All that I need is
My own spin-off
show
Jebuslug on Fox
tonight!
Slip-slide with
me!
Faith of Our Slug
by Camahome
Faith of our Slug
living still
In spite of
Scully, Mother-to-Be.
Oh oh, how
grievous was the wound
when Doggett put a
slug into thee.
Refrain:
Faith of our Slug,
Living still...
We will be true to
thee
Til Death
ROCKS OF UTAH
by Sabine
Rocks
of Utah, save our Slug.
Bash the heads of
infidels.
Kill the damned
but save our Slug.
Let the heathen go
to hell.
Curious, they
investigate.
Some want to
participate.
But our rocks
Broke their skulls
Join us now and
celebrate.
When our rocks
Break their skulls
All the good will celebrate.
To the tune of Eili Eili
by luperkal
midi http://www.alanabrams.com/songs/jewish/elieli.mid
Original lyrics
in English -
Oh Lord, my God, I
pray that these things never end:
The sand and the
sea, the rush of the water,
The crash of the
heavens, the prayer of the heart
And in Hebrew -
Eili eili, shelo yigamer l'olam
Hachol v'hayam,
rish-rush shel hamayim,
B'rak hashamayim,
t'filat haadam.
And now in Slug
Style -
Oh
Slug, my Slug, I pray that these things never end:
The hole in the
back, the rush of the seizure,
The bash of the hammer, the worship of the spine
Amazing Slug
to the tune of Amazing Grace
by Bast Black
Amazing Slug, how
sweet the slime,
That wrecked a
spine like mine....
I once could walk
but now am lame,
Was glad, but now,
in pain.
T'was Slug that
taught...
my doubt to
naught.
And Slug, my fears
relieved.
How helpless was
that Slug revere...
the night it first
appeared.
Through many
vertebra, backs and brains...
Jebuslug already
came.
T'was Slug that
brought me safe thus far...
and Slug must have
his people car.
The Mollusk had
promised good to me...
His word the hope
to people be.
I am his shell and
willing duct,
as long a shell
not shucked.
When Slug's been
here one thousand years...
bright shining is
his smears.
We've no less days
to sing Slug's praise...
till done is his
foray.
Amazing Slug, how
sweet the slime,
That wrecked a
spine like mine....
I once could walk
but now am lame,
Was glad, but now, in pain.
This Little Slug of Mine
very minor
changes
by xochiluvr
This little slug
of mine,
I'm going to let
it slide.
This little slug
of mine,
I'm going to let
it slide.
This little slug
of mine,
I'm going to let
it slide,
Ev'ry day, ev'ry
day,
Ev'ry day, ev'ry
day,
Gonna let my
little slug slide.
On Monday, he gave
me the gift of love;
On Tuesday, peace
came from above.
On Wednesday told
me to have more faith;
On Thursday, gave
me a little more grace.
On Friday, told me
to watch and pray
On Saturday, told
me just what to say,
On Sunday, let my
baby die
Just to let my
little slug slide. (oh)
This little slug
of mine,
I'm going to let
it slide.
This little slug
of mine,
I'm going to let
it slide.
This little slug
of mine,
I'm going to let
it slide,
Ev'ry day, ev'ry
day,
Ev'ry day, ev'ry
day,
Gonna let my
little slug slide.
Now some say you
got to run and hide.
But we say there's
no place to hide.
And some say let
others decide,
But we say let the
people decide.
Some say the
time's not right,
But we say the
time's just right.
If there's a dark
corner in our land,
You gotta to let
your little slug slide. (oh)
This little slug
of mine,
I'm going to let
it slide.
This little slug
of mine,
I'm going to let
it slide.
This little slug
of mine,
I'm going to let
it slide,
Ev'ry day, ev'ry
day,
Ev'ry day, ev'ry
day,
Gonna let my little slug slide.
Slimy,
Slimy Slimy!
by Magdeleine
To
the tune of "Holy, Holy Holy"
Slimy,
slimy, slimy! Lord Slug Almighty!
Late
in desert nighttime our shovels rise to thee;
Slimy,
slimy, slimy! Squirmy, slick and
slidey;
Smash
thou the brain case, raise thy feelers free!
Slimy,
slimy, slimy! All the gimps adore
thee!
Stretching
out their broken backs to let thee rise, yippee!
Feds,
hitch-hikers, passerby-- they all bow before thee;
Hosts
to thy glory, blessed Slug, shall be!
Slimy,
slimy, slimy! Though the Host's
form hide thee,
We,
thy humble followers, thy Love inside can see!
Only
thou art slimy; who could find one like thee?
Perfect
in lovely slime eternity!
Slimy,
slimy, slimy! Lord Slug Almighty!
All
thy children praise thy name with sluggish majesty!
Slimy,
slimy, slimy! Squirmy, slick and
slidey!
Climb
thou the spine, Lord, make thy people free!
Gimme
that Old Slime Religion!
lyrics
by Opheliamac
Chorus:
Gimme
that old slime religion
Gimme
that old slime religion
Gimme
that old slime religion
It's
gross enough for me!
He's
the slimy little puddle
That
we all so love to cuddle
He
may not be very subtle
But
he's icky as can be.
Chorus
He
likes it when his tummy's full
Of
spinal column yummies
Find
a drifter -- we're no dummies!
It's
better them than me.
Chorus
Now
we'll offer up our prayers
As
he's chomping through the layers
We
put plastic on the cha-irs
To
save clean up time, you see.
Chorus
Feel
him growing ever fatter
As
he's chomping on your bladder
You
won't mind, so it won't matter
That's
good enough for me.
Chorus
Oh,
quit making such an issue
Of
him slurping on your tissue
Hey,
your folks will hardly miss you!
Just
how bad can it be?
Chorus
Too
bad our latest donor's being
Such
an awful moaner
Guess
we'll take her out and stone her
In
a day or two or three.
Chorus