Yes, I've officially lost Teranews. Contrary to popular belief, I was never TOSed from Altopia, I simply lost my posting privilege, but was still able to log in and read (but, what good is that?). But Teranews, well, it's gone. Here's the transcript:
Me:
hello, i am getting an error 502, authentification failed. has my
account been disabled for some reason?
Them:
Yes, for crosspost trolling.
Thanks,
Tera News Support.
Me:
In that case, I'm sure you won't mind providing me with two things:
1. the message ID or a copy of the offending post.
2. a copy of your TOS/AUP, which isn't available on your website, and
i have asked for several times in the past.
Them:
No. We have wasted too much time on answering abuse emails for your
account. Your childish games are costing us time and money.
Thanks,
Tera News Support.
BWAHAHHAHHAAA!! Teranews Support, you are a bunch of bitches! I might even believe your claims about answering *so* many abuse emails about me, if you'd ever bothered to let me know you were getting any. Not that I would have toned down my posts at all anyway, LOL =)
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From: stfgp
Subject: Re: Ping Donna
Date: Fri, 02 Nov 2001 13:19:43 +1100
Organization: The Fucking Pigs
Message-ID: <3BE202BE.46EA3DAC@petitmorte.net>
NNTP-Posting-Host: 210.23.141.30
Newsgroups: alt.fan.donnas-nipples, alt.fan.eddings.erotica, alt.fan.fucking, alt.fan.fucking-pigs
References:
miscreant wrote:
> stfgp babbled something that translated into the following:.
> > miscreant wrote:
> >
> > > stfgp babbled something that translated into the following:.
> > > > miscreant wrote:
> > > >
> > > > > stfgp babbled something that translated into the following:.
> > > > > > miscreant wrote:
> > > > > >
> > > > > > > In alt.fan.fucking-pigs, scott@petitmorte.net says...
> > > > > > > > miscreant wrote:
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > In alt.fan.fucking-pigs, scott@petitmorte.net says...
> > > > > > > > > > miscreant wrote:
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > In alt.fan.fucking-pigs, scott@petitmorte.net says...
> > > > > > > > > > > > miscreant wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > In alt.fan.fucking-pigs, scott@petitmorte.net says...
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > miscreant wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Do you have perky nipples?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Just curious...
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > And do you like David Eddings erotica?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Also curious....
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Maybe the David Eddings erotica is about Donna's nipples....
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > I don't think so, Donna's not a character in one of his books.
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Maybe he changed the name to protect the innocent nipples?
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > There's a thought.
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > You seem surprised!
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > I am, I never thought about protecting nipples I always thought
> > > > > > > > about doing other things to nipples.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > What if the nipples are defenseless?
> > > > > >
> > > > > > They usually have some breasts to protect them.
> > > > >
> > > > > Isn't it more like the other way around?
> > > >
> > > > What nipples protect breasts?
> > > > You'd be in a better position to tell me wouldn't you?
> > >
> > > Well, how can a breast protect a nipple?
> >
> > Well the breast is bigger...
>
> But the nipple is on top!
It's like a patrol of soldiers, the nipple is the point man, he's
look out. But when the fighting starts the other guys come up
and fight, they save his ass... The nipple can't do all the work.
--
stfgp - http://www.petitmorte.net/fuckingpigs/
Insert catch phrase here.
This next post was made in the newsgroup usenetserver.support, by one of the techs. Considering how fucked up they are, this just struck me as really funny:
Subject: Re: REQ: Please Add Group:
From: UNS Support
References:
Organization: Webusenet Corp.
Message-ID:
User-Agent: Xnews/4.06.22
Lines: 16
X-Complaints-To: abuse@usenetserver.com
X-Abuse-Info: Please be sure to forward a copy of ALL headers
X-Abuse-Info: Otherwise we will be unable to process your complaint properly.
NNTP-Posting-Date: Sun, 10 Feb 2002 17:24:20 EST
Date: Sun, 10 Feb 2002 22:24:20 GMT
Path: news.nntpserver.com!hub1.nntpserver.com!news.maxwell.syr.edu!
cyclone2.usenetserver.com!usenetserver.com!newsfeeds-atl1.usenetserver.com!
atlpnn01.usenetserver.com.POSTED!d27235ba!not-for-mail
Xref: 127.0.0.1 usenetserver.support:2476
James
@news.viawest.net:
> Please Add
>
> alt.binaries.faces
>
> Thanks UNS
>
>
>
This group has now been added to the list of groups to be added.
Thanks for the new group.
Rob_UNS_Support
Finally, here's 555RGNE's world-famous sig file:
555 RGNE Moderator:
alt.music.pink-floyd
alt.support.altopia.ex-users
alt.tv.fools-and-horses
==========
AstraVanMan wrote in alt.tv.fools-and-horses:
"555RGNE had used my address so I had killfiled myself!"
and
"I've got better things to do than find out how."
Jake Pietro wrote in alt.horseback.riding:
"Miscreant and 555whatever are two trolls that have failed
miserably in their little troll world."
"I'll kick both their asses without a problem."
Tony wrote in alt.horseback.riding:
"They'll soon get bored and perhaps go out in the real world
and meet real people and stop sitting at home playing with
their little dicks!"
Cowgirl Chris of Norway wrote in alt.horseback riding:
"I have blocked a couple of elements from this group, but have
registered a certain amount of activity allthough no message shows...
That tells me that the blocked senders are the ones that leaves
messages here, and that noone else does..."
Karen Foster wrote in alt.horseback.riding:
"Haven't you two children got anything better to do than this?.
I expect you haven't even seen a womans pussy before you spotty
computer geeks, let alone F*** one!."
Gary W Sandvik wrote in alt.horseback riding:
"Tom, are you responding to that dork(s) miscreant@meow.org or
555RGNE ? I think they are one in the same or just come out of
the manure pile to spew the mouthful of shit!"
Mrs Rockwell wrote in alt.horsecare basics:
"I think you should be banned from all forums. Maybe even sprayed
in the mouth with mace and your mouth wired shut and hooked up to
an electric fence while standing in water."
J P Patches wrote in rec.food.cooking:
"Another lifeless/jobless idiot trolling for attention..put
ryannosaurus on the bozo-bin with the other dipshit 555rgne."
Frank wrote in alt.horseback.riding:
"Dont let 555RGN and miscreate dominate and belittle these good
horsey people fight back by ignoring them Lucy although some of
there ramblings are a little humorous"
Laura wrote in rec.food.cooking:
"could someone explain this 55 RGNE stuff to me -Been seeing it
and seeing itl and know it is som how related to spam.. Please
fill us dolts in.. does it mean something ie some significance
in the phrase. Or just something over my head.."
Roncard@cotse.com wrote in rec.food.cooking:
"Side note,I've traced this crossposter to his home ISP,watch
what happens."
Miscreant wrote in alt.fan.555rgne:
"now, *that* is sig material! you mind if i use it?"
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teh last emal you will evur mak:
lickmyboot@ntlworld.com