TEMERITY'S
ADVICE FOR LOVELORN MAIDS
Courtesy
of Temerity, our Sweet and Loving Assistant Guildmistress from Northern...
1. **Temerity's Law**:
Ya can't work faire with 'em, ya can't work faire without 'em!
2. If you have the opportunity to date a Monger, go for the Dung-Monger.
Or just wait 'til they join Seadogs. :)
3. Never date Dreggs.
4. Never tell anyone you dated Dreggs.
5. If you did date Dreggs, at least you can tell people it happened
when you were a naive teenager---no one will ever be the wiser!
6. Don't ever take "candy" from John Fox!
7. Don't ever take "candy" from Carrot---if you're a boy!
8. Don't EVER let Roger Gaffrin try to set you up on a date; i.e.
"He's cute, has all his teeth, and a good job..."
9. Sometimes a scourge and some *brimstone* make for a fine evening.
10. There are always more fish in the sea, so to speak. Throw it
back if it's too small or smells funny!