This is our big closing improv insult song. Go bananas. Guild trivia note… you'll hear these verses constantly - they're all Steve's. See - stick with the guild long enough and everyone will copy your lines, too!
Whiskey is the life of man…
Always been since time began
(Chorus)
Oh, whiskey O, Johnny O
John rise her up from down below
Whiskey, whiskey, whiskey O
Up aloft this yard must go
John rise her up from down below
(Now for the examples…)
Over the fields Nell did go…
To join the other buffalo
Of all the women Sivney's had, he will boast…
A pig, a duck, a chicken - three at most
The eyes, the nose, those pouting lips…
Surely this is the face that sank a thousand ships
Etc., etc., etc.
Last verse is always:
We could sing this stupid song all day,
But
it's long past time to call "Shinay"!