As I was a walkin' down paradise street,
To me Weigh hey! Blow the man down
A handsom young damsel I chanced for to meet
Give me some time to blow the man down
She was round in the counter and bluff in the
bow,
(Weigh, hey! etc.)
So I put on all sail and called "Weigh, hold up now!"
(Give me some time etc.)
I hauled out my flipper and took her in tow,
And yard arm to yard arm away we did go!
Say's she to me "Will you stand treat?",
"DELIGHTED!" say's I "For a charmer so sweet!"
I drank down a pint and she swallowed a quart,
I listed to starboard she listed to port!
T'was up in her quarters she piped me aboard,
And there on her bed I cut loose with me
sword!
I ruffled her scuppers, I batterd her stern,
to me And down in her gally I was done to a turn!
But just as my cutter was a forgin' ahead,
She hollered "My HUSBAND!" and jumped out of bed!
He was seven foot tall with a chest like a
horse,
And straight for my jaw bone he plotted his course!
Well he battered my rudder, he loosened me
stays,
And I flew down the steps like a ship on the waves!
I hopped on a packet that happend along,
And when I woke up I were signed for Hong Kong!
So young men take warnin' before I belay,
Don't ever take heed of what pretty gal's say!