Cat Howell's Book of Naughty Nomenclature

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Cat Howell

Anatomy
Belch
Berp	Break Wind Upwards	Eruct	Growl
Grunt	Return
Butt
Back-land	Back-parts	Bim blind cupid	Bosom of the pants
Botty	Breech	Bum	Bumbo
Bum fiddle	Bummy	Chuff	Clunes
Corybungus	Dummock	Fife and drum	Fud
Fundamental features	Hindside	Hinterland	Jibs
Juff	Keel	Latter-end	Mottob
Nockandro	Oil bags	Part that went over the fence last	Rusty dusty
Saddle leather	Scut
Fart
Back talk	Beef hearts	Blind fart	Blow the horn
Buck sport	Bullock's heart	Burn bad powder	Burst at the broadside
Buster	Crepitate	Drop a rose	Drop one's guts
Fartkin	Fizzle	Flatus	Gurk
Hinder-bust	Pocket-thunder	Raspberry tart	Scotch warming pan
Shoot rabbits	Tail shot	Talk German
Female Genitalia
Adams own	Alcove	Altar of Hymen	Altar of love
Belly dale	Belly entrance	Berkshire hunt	Bit on a fork
Bob and hit	Bottomless pit	Box Unseen	Brat Getting Place
Buckinger's Boot	Bum Fiddle	Butter Boat	Cape of Good Hope
Cave of Harmony	Chimney	Cleft of Flesh	Cock inn
Cock Shire	Collie Do	Cony	Cornucopia
Cram Jug	Crinkum Crankum	Crown and Feathers	Cuckoo's Nest
Dead-end Street	Dilberry Bush	Divine scar	Doodle sack
Everlasting wound	Eve's custom house	Fish pond	Flap
Flap doodle	Flower of chivalry	Fool trap	Forecastle
Fore room	Fornicator's hall	Fountain of life	Fountain of love
Free fishery	Front attic	Front door	Furrow
Futy	Faliman prey	Garden	Garden of Eden
Gasp and grunt	Gate of life	Gate of plenty	Generation place
Gentlemen's pleasure	Gimcrack	Grindestone	Gully hole
Gut entrance	Hairy fordshire	Happy hunting ground	Happy valley
Harbour of Love	Hogstyle of Venus	Hole of holes	Holy of Holies
Horse collar	House of security	House under the hill	Irish fortune
Itcher	Itching Jenny	Jack nasty face	Jack Straw's castle
Jacob's ladder	Key hole	Keystone of love	Lapland
Lather maker	Lea rigs	Long eye	Love chamber
Loves channel	Loves Harbour	Loves paradise	Loves pavilions
Low countries	Lower ring	Lute	Magpie's nest
Mantrap	Mawkin	Meat cooker	Meat grinder
Merkin	Middle gate	Middle kingdom	Midlands
Milking pail	Mine of pleasure	Miraculous cairn	Modicum
Molly's hole	Money box	Moss rose	Mossy cell
Mother of all souls	Mount pleasant	Mouth thankless	Mouth that cannot bite
Mouth that says no words about it	Mumble peg	Nail	Naggie
Name it not	Natures tufted treasure	Needle book	Needle case
Nest of spicery	Niche	Niche cock	Nick in the notch
Nock and Ro	Nonny Nonny	Nursery	Oat bin
Old mosey face	Organ grinder	Oyster catcher	Parsley bed
Parts of shame	Phoenix nest	Pillicock hill	Pin cushion
Pintlecase	Pipkin	Place of pleasure	Pleasure boat
Plumtree	Point of attraction	Poonoo	Poor mans blessing
Portal of Venus	Port hole	Pouter	Pox box
Prick pocket	Prick purse	Privy hole	Pump dale
Quaver case	Queen of holes	Quiver	Rattle ballocks
Rest and be thankful	Roasting Jack	Rob the ruffian	Rough and tumble
Rough malkin	Saddle	Sally port	Salt cellar
Scabbard	Scut	Secret parts
Lice
Active Citizen	Cooties	Familiars	Gentleman's Companion
Light Troops	Pants Rabbits	Scotchgreys	Scotchmen
Seam Squirrel	Walking Dandruff
Male Genitalia
Adam's arsenal	Balls and bat	Credentials	Dojiggers
Hairy wheel	Lady ware	Meat and two vegetables	Prides
Rule of three	Stick and bangers	Toodles	Wedding kit
Whirligigs
a) Testicles
Apples	Ballock stones	Clangers	Clappers
Cobblers awls	Cobs	Cods	Cullion
Danglers	Ginghambobs	Goolies	Jiggumbobs
Jingleberries	Kanakas	Male mules	Nutmegs
Spunk holders	Stones	Thingummy	Twiddle diddles
Whennymegs
b) Penis
Aaron's rod	Almond rock	Arbor vitae	Arse opener
Arse wedge	Baby maker	Bald headed hermit	Battering piece
Bean tosser	Bell rope	Belly ruffian	Best leg of three
Bingy	Blacksnake	Blade	Bludgeon
Blue skin	Bobtail	Bowsprit	Bumtickler
Callibistris	Carnal stump	Carrot	Catso
Childgetter	Clothes	Cod piece	Coral branch
Crack hunter	Cracksman	Culty gun	Dard
Dagger of love	Dibble	Dickory dock	Dinger
Dingle dangle	Dingus	Dip stick	Dooflicker
Down leg	Dribbling dart of love	Dropping member	Enob
Father confessor	Fishing rod	Flip flop	Fornicating tool
Frigamajog	Gadso	Gapstopper	Giggle stick
Gooses neck	Gravy giver	Grinding tool	Gully raker
Hair splitter	Hanging Johnny	Hermit	Holy poker
Husbandman of nature	Irish root	Jay knob	Jerking iron
Julius Caesar	Kidney scraper	Ladies' treasure	Lamp of life
Lance of love	Lary doodle	Little brother	Little Willie
Live rabbit	Loves picklock	Mad Mick	Man root
Man Thomas	Marrow bone	Master John Thursday	Matrimonial peacemaker
Membrum virile	Merrymaker	Mowdie wart	Mutton dagger
My body's captain	Nag (as in horse)	Natural member	Nature's scythe
Nebuchadnezzar	Old blind Bob	Old man	One-eyed milkman
Pike	Pikestaff	Pilgrims staff	Pillicock
Pinga	Pintle	Pioneer of nature	Pizzle
Plowshare	Plug	Plugtail	Plum tree shaker
Poll axe	Pindsnipe	Potato finger	Quarter master
Quickening peg	Quimstake	Quim wedge	Ramrod
Rector of the females	Red cap	Rogerry	Rooster
Rudder	Ruffian	Rumpsplitter	Sexing piece
Shaft of cupid	Shove devil	Slug	Staff of life
Stern post	Sting	Stormy Dick	Tail pike
Tarse	Tenant in tail	The old Adam	Thumb of love
Trouble-giblets	Whore pipe	Wick	Winkle
Wriggling pole	Wigga-wagga	Yard
Pubic Hair
Beard	Bearskin	Belly Bristles	Belly Whiskers
Cat Skin	Clover Field	Downshire	Garden Hedge
Green Grove	Merkin	Nature's Veil	Nether Eyebrow
Pumpkin Cover	Silent Beard	Sweetbrier	Tail Feathers
Urinate
Burn the Grass	Dicky Diddle	Drain the Dragon	Drain the Spuds
Evacuate the Bladder	Kill a Snake	Kill a Tree	Look upon a Hedge
Micturate	Pass Water	Pick a Daisy	Pump
Pump Ship	Shake Hands w/ an Old Friend	Shake Hands w/ the Bloke One Enlisted With	Shake Hands w/ the Wife's Best Friend
Shake the Dew off the Lily	Shoot a Lion	Siphon the Python	Spring A Leak
Stimble	Strain One's Taters	Strain the Suds	Void
Water One's Nag	Water One's Pony	Water the Dragon	Water the Horses
Vomit
Blow Beets	Chunder	Defood	Drain the Bilge
Drive French Horses	Flay the Fox	Happy Returns	Jerk the Cat
Pump Ship	Purge	Shoot the Cat	Sick Up
Sling A Cat	Spew	Throw A Map	Throw Up One's Toenails
Unspit	Unswallow	Varf	Whip the Cat
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