Cat Howell's Book of Naughty Nomenclature

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Cat Howell

Descriptives (Page 1)
Beauteous
Adonis
Aesthetically Appealing
Amply Endowed
Apollo
A Thing of Beauty
Attractive
Brilliant
Bright
Built for Comfort
Bonny
Braw
Callipygian
Callipygous
Divine
Easy on the Eyes
Elegant
Endowed with Beauty
Exquisite
Eye Filling
Fair as the Rose is in May
Fine
Flower-like
Glorious
God's Handwriting
Goodly
Gorgeous
Graceful
Gracile
Handsome
Heavenly
Helen of Troy
Junoesque
Knock One's Eyes Out
Long on Looks
Lovely
Lovely as the Day
Pneumatic
Pretty
Pulchritude
Pulchritudinous
Radiant
Ravashing
Resplendent
Splendorous
Sublime
Take the Breath Away
Venus
Venus-like
Well Built
Well Favored
Well Formed
Well Made
Well Proportioned
Well Shaped
Booze
Apple jack
Aqua vitae
Barley broth
Barley juice
Barley water
Belly vengeance
Belly wash
Berps
Berpwater
Bitches' wine
Bit of blink
Blue pig
Blue ruin
Blue stone
Breaky leg
Bubblewater
Bucket of suds
Bug juice
Catgut
Cats' water
Choke dog
Clap of thunder
Cock ale
Coffin varnish
Cold coffee
Creazy water
Dutch courage
Embalming fluid
Eyewash
Eye water
Family disturbance
Far and near
Finger and thumb
Gargle
Gay and frisky
Giddy-water
Giggle-juice
Giggle-water
Grave-digger
Greek fire
Highland frisky
Hogwash
Jack-a-dandy
John Barleycorn
Joy juice
Joy water
Kill-devil
Kill-grief
Knock-me-down
Laughing soup
London milk
Medicine
Nanny-goat sweat
O-be-joyful
Oil of barley
Pain-killer
Pig sweat
Piss maker
Pop skull
Rag water
Scamper juice
Sheepwash
Silly milk
Silo droppings
Snake-poison
Spirituous frumenti
Stagger juice
Stagger soup
Stagger water
Stingo
Streak of lightning
Strip-me-naked
Strong and thin
Strong water
Swig
Swill
Tangle-foot
Tangle-leg
Thimble and thumb
Tickle brain
Tiger juice
Tiger milk
Tiger piss
Tiger sweat
Tonsil bath
Tonsil paint
Twankay
Varnish remover
Water of life
Whistle belly
Whoopee water
Wild mares milk
Witches' piss
Woozle water
Breeches
Arse-rug
Breeks
Bum-bags
Bum-curtain
Calf-clingers
Drumstick cases
Farting crackers
Fleas and ants
Gallyslopes
Gaskins
Galligaskins
Insects and ants
Jolly rowsers
Kick cloy
Kicks
Kicksies
Leg bags
Leg covers
Limb shrouders
Rank and riches
Rice bags
Ripsey rousers
Round me houses
Sin hiders
Striders
Troudies
Trouse
Brothel
Academy
Accommodation House
Bag Shanty
Bat House
Bawd's House
Bawdy House
Beauty Parlor
Bed House
Bull Ring Camp (male)
Call House
Can House
Cat Flat
Cat House
Cavaulting School
Chambers of Commerce
Chippy House
Cow Bag
Doss House
Dress House
Fancy House
Fast House
Fish Market
Flash Panny
Flea and Louse
Fornix
Franzy House
Garden House
Gay House
Girlery
Girl Shop
Goosing Ranch
Grinding House
Healer Barn
Hook Shop
Hot House
House of All Nations
House of Civil Reception
House of Enjoyment
House of Ill Delight
House of Ill Fame
House of Joy
House of Profession
House of Sale
Jag House (Male)
Joy House
Juice Shop
Kip Shop
Knocking House
Knocking Shop
Ladies' College
Leaping House
Lewd House
Loose-love Center
Moll Shop
Molly Shop (Male)
Monkey House
Naughtey House
Notch House
Nugging House
Nunnery
Occupying House
Pep House (Male)
Pheasantry
Punch House
Pushing School
School of Venus
Spintry (male)
Sporting House
Sporting Tavern
Temple of Venus
The Stews
Vaulting House
Vaulting School
Warm Shop
Bullshit
Argle bargle
Bibble babble
Bilge
Blather
Bull fodder
Bull's wool
Bum fluff
Chaff
Clish clash
Cobbler's awls
Cobbler's stalls
Codding
Cods wallop
Corral dust
Fible fable
Flap sauce
Flummydiddle
Gibber gabber
Meadow dressing
Miff muff
Oil of tongue
Piffle
Pigwash
Piss and wind
Whang doodle
Yawp
Death-Corpse & to Depart
Abit ad Majores
Abit ad Plures
Answer the Final Summons
Be no more
Bloat
Carrion
Coil up one's ropes
Daisy Pushing
Doctor's Mistake
Drop off the hooks
Dustman
Everlasting Knock
Exitus
Go Aloft
Gone for Six
Gone Trumpet Cleaning
Go the Way of All Flesh
Go West
Grinning at the Daisy Roots
Landowner
Lay down the Knife and Fork
Long Lib
Old Grim
Pip off
Pop off the hooks
Pull a cluck
Put to bed with a shovel
Raise the wind
Salted
Scragged
Sent to the Skies
Slip one's cable
Stick one's spoon in the wall
Stony Lonesome
Take an Earth Bath
Take the Long Count
Tip Over
Underside
Worm Food
Devil
Arch-Fiend
Author of Evil
Black Gentleman
Bugger Man
Fallen Angel
Father of Lies
Fiend
Miffy
Old Bendy
Old Billy
Old Blazes
Old Boots
Old Cain
Old Gooseberry
Old Round Foot
Old Ruffin
Old Scratch
Old Serpent
Old Split-foot
Ragman
Scratch
The Noseless One
Devious Rascal
Ape
Bezonion
Blighter
Blood of a bitch
Buckeen
Cad
Caitiff
Cockapert
Congeon
Cowson
Dastard
Goodman turd
Grod
Gug
Gullion
Gunzel butt
Gutter pup
Jack nasty
Louse bag
Muck spout
Mudsnoot
Paltry fellow
Picaroon
Rogue
Rope ripe
Scab
Scalawag
Shag nasty
Shake bag
Slam trash
Slobfoot
Slumbum
Slyboots
Snolly goster
Son of a biscuit eater
Son of a sea cook
Son of a sow
Stinkard
Tatterdemalion
Trolly bags
Yellow dog
Zarp
Drunk
About right
Addled
Afloat
All at sea
All gone
Anchored in sots bay
Arf an arf
At rest
Awash
Bagged
Baptized
Barreled up
Basted
Batted
Been to France
Berrified
Behind the cork
Bemused
Biffy
Blasted
Blind staggers
Blowed away
Boiled as an owl
Boiling drunk
Booze blind
Bottle ache (hangover)
Bottled
Brandy faced
Breath strong enough to carry coal with
Bungey
Can't see a hole in a ladder
Cap sick
Catsood
Cherry merry
Corked
Crump footed
Decks awash
Dizzy as a goose
Done over
Dripping tight
Drunk as a Bacchus
Drunk as a Brewers fart
Drunk as a lord
Drunk as a piper
Drunk as a rolling fart
Drunk as a tapster
Fears no man
Fettered
Fiddled
Four sheets to the wind
Fox drunk
Full as a boot
Full to the bung
Gilded
Got the glanders
Grape shot
Half in the bag
Have a slant on
Have a turkey on one's back
Hoary eyed
In drink
In good fettle
In ones altitudes
Insobriety
In the suds
In tipium grove
Jiggered
Jug bitten
Keyed to the roof
Kisky
Lathered
Leaping
Lion drunk
Liquor plug
Liquor struck
Loaded to the gunwhales
Loaded to the Plimsoll mark
Loose in the hilt
Malted
Martin drunk
Maudlin drunk
Moist around the eyes
Mulled
Noddy headed
One over eight
On one's Arse
On one's ear
On the grog
Out on the roof
Overboard
Over the bay
Over the mark
Pie-eyed
Pissing drunk
Pot sick
Puggy drunk
Reeling
Ripe
Royal
Rummed
Saturated
See two moons up
Ship wrecked
Shot away
Slightly tightly
Slopped over
Slopped to the ears
Smeekit
Sow a drunk
Staggerfish
Stozzled
Swamped
Swine drunk
Tanglefooted
Tap shackled
Taverned
Tiddly
Tight as a drum
Tight as a fart
Tight as the bark on a tree
Tip merry
Tishy
Tumbling drunk
Unsober
Well bottled
Whipcat
Whisky frisky
Wrecked
Zig zag
Zissified
Drunks
After dinner man
Ale-knight
Ale-wisp
Bang-pitcher
Barrel-house bum
Beer-jerker
Beer-swiper
Belch-guts
Billy-born-drunk
Black pot
Bloater
Boosey cock
Booze gob
Booze hound
Brewer's horse
Busthead
Copper nose
Distillery stiff
Dramster
Drunkard
Elbow-bender
Elbow-crooker
Fuddle-cap
Grape-monger
Grog hound
Gullion
Guttle
Guzzle guts
Hail-fellow-all-wet
Jolly nose
Lapper
Lick spigot
Lush cove
Lush merchant
Malt-bug
Malt-horse
Malt-worm
Piss-maker
Pot-knight
Pub-ornament
Quarter pot
Reel pot
Rumbag
Slurks
Steady Lapper
Stew bum
Suck-bottle
Suck-pint
Swill-bowl
Swill-pot
Swill-tub
Taverner
Thirstington
Tickle brain
Tipple Arse
Toddy cask
Toss pot
Wassailer
The Lord Mayor (and family)
The Lord Sheriff
The Sea Dogs
The Lord Mayor's Wife
The Mayor
The Sheriff
Exclamation
Adad
Adzooks
Bedad
Bejabber
Blind me
Blood an' 'ounds
Blue bottles
Bodkins
Burn you
By Christ's foot
By Cob's body
By cock and pie
By Corpus bones
By dinghy
By God's bud
By gar
By Gee and Jay
By God's arms
By God's bodkin
By God's corpus
By God's diggers
By God's pritikins
By God's sanity
By God's wounds
By gerps
By his wounds
By Joe beeswax
By Jove
By Juckies
By Judas
By Jupiter
By my cabbage tree
By my Fay
By nails and by blood
By Our Lady
By the blood of Christ
By the cross
By the elevens
By the Father of Light
By the great horn spoon
By the holy cross
By the holy sacrament
By the mass
By the mouse foot
By thunder
Cats nouns
Catso
Cheese and crust
Christ all bleeding mighty
Christ all Jesus
Christ almighty wonder
Christ on a crutch
Cod's fish
Cokkes bones
Consarn ye
Corks
Corkscrew
Cot
Cotzooks
Creeping Jesus
Cripus
Dig swigger it
Ding bust it
Dog bite me
Dogs wounds
D'rabbit
Ecod
Fegs
Fish
For cocks bones
For Jesus' foot
Forsooth
For the love of mud
Gad's bud
Gadso
Gadsobs
Gadzooks
Gee-willicats
Godamercy
God blind me
God burn
God's hooks
Godso
Gom
Gonnows
Good Christmas
Goody goody goddamn
Gosh-all-lightning
Goshamighty
Goshwalader
Great Caesar's Ghost
Great guns
Great snakes
Hang it
Holy cats
Holy Christ
Holy Jerusalem
Holy jumping Mother of Jesus
Holy mither
Holy snooks
Holy suffering snakes
Hot almighty
I do vum
I'll be a dirty word
I'll be dum squizzled
I'll be hanged
I'll be jiggered
I'll be jig swiggered
I snow
I swan
I swow
I vum
Like sin
Lord love a duck
Mist alcrity
My blood
My foot
My oath
Odds bob
Odds bones
Odds wuck and tar
'Od rot it
'Ods blood
'ods haricots & cutlets
'ods kilderkins
'ods soons
'ods wookers
On my troth
'sblid
'sblood
'sbobs
'sbodkins
'sbody
'sbores
'sbud
'sdeath
S'elp me greens
S'fire
'sflesh
'sfoot
Shiddle cum shite
Shittle cum shaw
'slid
'slidikins
'slife
'slight
'slood
'snowns
S'oonds
Split my windpipe
'strewth
Strike me dead
Strike me dumb
Strike me handsome
'struth
Suffering cats
Suffering Christ
Suffering saints
Suffering seaserpent
Suffering seaweed
Suffering snakes
'Swill
'swoogle my eyes
'sworbote
'Swounds
The mischief you say
The pody cody
Upon my soul
Well bugger me sideways with a Belaying pin
Wounds
Ye gods
Ye gods and little fishes
Zookers
Zowks

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