Cat Howell's Book of Naughty Nomenclature
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Cat Howell
Descriptives (Page 2)
Gallows
Deadly Nevergreen
Gibbet
Government Signpost
Horse Foaled of an Acorn
Leafless Tree
Mare with three legs
Morning Drop
Nubbing Cheat
The Three Trees
Wooden Legged Mare
Illegitimate/Bastard
Accident
Avetol
Bachelor's Baby
Bachelor's Son
Bar Steward
Baseborn
Base Son
Blankard
Bush Child
Bye-blow
Chance Bairn
Chance Child
Hasty Pudding
Merry- Begotten Child
Momzer
Stall Whimper
Unlawfully Begotten
Whore's Kittling
Woods-colt
Yard Child
Indeed
Amen
Assure
Assuredly
As you say
Be certain
Be Confident
Beyond a Shade of Doubt
Beyond a Shadow of Doubt
By all means
By all Manner of Means
Certes
Certitude
Clearly
Doubtless
Doubt Not
Erase all Doubt
Faith
Fine
For a Certainty
For a Fact
Forsooth
Have no Doubt
Hear hear
Indisputable
Indubitably
In truth
Irrefutably
Irrefragably
Just so
Know for certain
Mais Oui
Make assurance double sure
Make no mistake
Make one's self-easy about
Most assuredly
Most certainly
Naturally
Positively
Precisely
Questionless
Quite
Rather
Rest assured
Surety
To be sure
Truly
Undeniably
Very well
Well and Good
Lecher
Alley cat
Ass man
Avowterer
Ballocker
Basher
Bed presser
Belly pumper
Birds nester
Buck finch
Bum fiddler
Cornalite
Chimney sweep
Cock of the game
Cocksmith
Feather bed soldier
Figure maker
Fish monger (aka pimp)
Fleece hunter
Flesh maggot
Flower fancier
Forbidden fruit eater
Game cock
Gapstopper
Gusseteer
Jumbler
Leather dresser
Lustyguts
Lusty Lawrence
Meathound
Mutton cove
Muttoner
Parish bull
Parish stallion
Peach orchard boar
Prigger
Rooster
Rump splitter
Rutter
Sexual athlete
Skin dog
Skirt foist
Smell smock
Smock squire
Smockster
Son of Venus
Squire of the body
Stringer
Swiver
Thrumster
Tomcat
Tough cat
Town ball
Town rake
Tummy tickler
Twigger
Whisker hopper
Whore hound
Whoremaster
Wolf
Lusty
Be on the blob
Brimming
Cock happy
Cockish
Constitutionally inclined to gallantry
Feel hairy
Frisky
Have an itch in the belly
Horn mad
Hot in the biscuit
Humpy
In season
Itchy pants
Lickerish
On for one's greens
Peas in the pot
Rooty
Ruttish
Tumbling ripe
Mistress
Bachelor's wife
Belly lass
Blowen
Fancy woman
Gallimaufrey
Honey star
Jam tart
Jomer
Lie-a-side
Linda brides
Loteby
Lyerby
Pellex
Piece of stray
Pintle bit
Pintle maid
Side dish
Smock servant
Oaf
Addle brained
Addle head
Addle pate
Arsworm
Auf
Baboon
Bake head
Bawcock
Beanhead
Beef head
Blob
Block
Blubberbrain
Blunderbuss
Bonehead
Bonetop
Booberkin
Boobus
Boofhead
Bosthoon
Bottle head
Buffle head
Buffoon
Bumkin
Bunhead
Butterhead
Cabbage head
Calf lolly
Cheese head
Chuff
Churl
Clabber head
Clinch poop
Clod
Clod pate
Cluck
Cluck head
Clumperton
Cockscomb
Cod's head
Crack brain
Dawkin
Dawpate
Diddle head
Dilly pot
Dolt
Dolthead
Donkey
Doaf
Droob
Droud
Drumble
Dully
Dumbard
Dumb socks
Dunder head
Dunder pate
Dunder whelp
Fart blossom
Fart hole
Feather brain
Flap doodle
Flathead
Flegmatic fellow
Fogay
Folt
Folthead
Fonkin
Fopdoodle
Gaapus
Gallcot
Ganderhead
Gawby
Gaw gaw
Gawk
Gawney
Gazizzey
Gazob
Giddy head
Gilly gaupus
Gink
Gleep
G'oik
Gnat brain
Gobshite
Gollumpus
Gomeral
Goobrain
Goose cap
Greenhead
Grobrain
Groutnoll
Growtnoll
Guffin
Guffoon
Hanktelo
Hawkbuck
Herkimer Jerkimer
Hickjop
Hickory head
Hobclunch
Hoddy noddy
Hoddy peak
Homo boobus
Homo sap
Hullock
Iron head
Ivory dome
Jabbernol
Jack sauce
Jolterhead
Joskin
Jughead
Lackbrain
Lackwit
Lardhead
Leaden pate
Leather head
Lericompoop
Lobblly
Loogan
Low brow
Lummakin
Lummox
Mooncalf
Moonling
Mop stick
Muddlehead
Mud head
Mullethead
Mush head
Ned fool
Nickninny
Niddicock
Nidiot
Nig nog
Nimshi
Nizziz
Nocky
Nocky boy
Nodcock
Noddy pate
Nogger head
Noodle head
Nose picker
Nupson
Oafus
Ouph
Pea goose
Pestle head
Pigsconce
Plump pate
Poophead
Potato head
Puddinghead
Pumpkin
Puttyhead
Rattle head
Rockhead
Rum dum
Sammy soft
Sap head
Sapskull
Sawdust brained
Shallow pate
Sheeps head
Shuttle brain
Shuttle wit
Skitter brain
Skrimshanker
Slubberdegullion
Sod
Soft head
Sonky
Sousecrown
Stoopnagel
Stot
Stumble bum
Tom farthing
Twink
Ullage
Underwit
Wank
Wet goose
Wether head
Wet sock
Wonk
Wooden head
Yack
Privy
Ajax
Altar Room
Biffy
Bog
Bog house
Bog shop
Cacatorium
Chapel of ease
Dilberry cheek
Dunny
Dunnyken
Gutter lane
Holy of holies
Jake
Jake house
Jakes
Place where you cough
Puritan's burying ground
Sand-box
Shot tower
Tearoom
Thunder box
Where the Queen goes on foot
Widow Jones
Stupid
Air brained
Ass brained
Barmy brained
Beef headed
Beef witted
Blubber brained
Boaf
Bottle headed
Buffle brained
Clay brained
Clod skulled
Clouter head
Empty skulled
Feather headed
Leather brained
Lobber headed
Logger headed
Moggot brained
Rum dumb
Squiffy
Wondrous
Amazing
Astonishing
Awe-inspiringly
Beguiling
Beguilingness
Bewildering
Enigmatic
Exceptional
Extra ordinariness
Extraordinary
Fabulous
Fantastic
Fascinating
Glamorousness
Incomprehensible
Inconceivable
Incredible
Indefinable
Indescribable
Ineffable
Inexpressable
Marvelous
Miraculousness
Mysteriousness
Nine day's wonder
Numinously
Numinousness
Outlandish
Phenomenal
Phenomenalness
Prodigious
Prodigiousness
Puzzling
Quite a thing
Rare
Really something
Remarkable
Seductiveness
Sensational
Strange
Striking
Stupendous
Unheard of
Unimaginable
Unique
Unnameable
Unprecedented
Unutterable
Unwhisperable
Weirdly
Wondrous strange
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