Cat Howell's Book of Naughty Nomenclature

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Cat Howell

Sexual (Page 2)
To Coit It
Act of Darkness
Act of Generation
Adam and Eve it
Amorous congress
Basket-making
Bawdy Banquet
Bed-rite
Bed-time story
Bedward bit
Bee in the hive
Behind-door work
Be in a woman's beef
Belly-bumping
Belly-to-belly
Belly warmer
Bit of fish
Bit of fun
Bit of hair
Bit of hard for a bit of soft
Bit of rough
Bit of snug
Bit of snug for a bit of stiff
Bit of the goose's neck
Bit on a fork
Blanket drill
Blanket hornpipe
Blow off on the grounsills
Blow off the loose corns
Board
Boil bangers
Bottle
Bounce
Break a lance with
Bum-baste
Bury one's wick
Buttock-stirring
Cavault
Cavulting
Changes one's luck
Charge
Chuck a tread
Cock up
Coition
Coitur
Come about a woman
Come aloft
Connubial rites
Couple with
Dance the buttock jig
Dance the goat jig
Dance the mattress jig
Dicky-dunk
Dip one's wick
Dirty work at the crossroads
Do a bottom wetter
Do a dive in the dark
Do a grind
Do a kindness
Do an inside worry
Do rudeness to
Do a shoot up the straight
Do a slide up the board
Do a spread
Do a woman's job for her
Dock
Do ill to
Do some good for oneself
Do the chores
Do the naughty
Ease nature
Exchange spits
Feathered-jig
Feed the dumb glutton
Ferret
Firk
Fit end to end
Flesh session
Flop in the hay
Fore and aft
Four-legged frolic
Frig
Fruit that made men wise
Fugle
Fumble
Get a belly full of marrow-pudding
Get a shove in one's blind eye
Get hulled between wind and water
Get Jack in the orchard
Get one's ashes hauled
Get one's chimney swept out
Get one's end in
Get one's end wet
Get one's greens
Get one's leather stretched
Get one's leg across
Get over someone
Get up the pole
Give a hole to hide it in
Give a woman a shot
Give hard for soft
Give her a frigging
Give juice for jelly
Give mutton for beef
Goat's jig
Go bed pressing
Go bird nesting
Go bum tickling
Go cunny catching
Go doodling
Go leather stretching
Go like a rat up a drainpipe
Go rumping
Go rumpsplitting
Go stargazing on one's back
Go through a woman
Go vaulting
Go wenching
Grind one's tool
Ground rations
Grumble and grunt
Hair-court
Haul one's ashes
Have a bit of bum-dancing
Have a bit of curly-greens
Have a bit of fish
Have a bit of giblet pie
Have a bit of rough
Have a bit of skirt
Have a bit of split-mutton
Have a bit of summer-cabbage
Have a brush with the cue
Have a leap up the ladder
Have a turn on one's back
Have a wipe at the place
Have hot pudding for supper
Have live sausage for supper
Have one's will of a woman
Hide the ferret
Hide the salami
Hoist skirts
Hooper's hide
Horsemanship
Hot roll with cream
Hunk of skirt
Impale
Introduce Jack
Irish whist
Jape
Jockum-cloy
Join giblets
Join paunches
Jolt
Jottle
Jounce
Jumble-giblets
Labor leather
Labor-lea
Lady-feast
Lally-gag
Lap-clap
Lay some hip
Lay some pipe
Lie feet uppermost
Lift a leg on a woman
Look at the ceiling over a man's Shoulder
Loose-coat game
Lose the match and pocket the stake
Make feet for children's shoes
Make her grunt
Make one's love come down
Make the chimney smoke
Merry-boat
Mingle blood
Nail two bellies
Navel engagement
Niggle
Nock and ro
Nose-painting
Nugging
Peel one's best end
Piece of Eve's flesh
Plant
Plant a man
Plant the oats
Play at all-fours
Play at cock-in-cover
Play at couple-your-navels
Play at itch-buttock
Play at lift-leg
Play at pickle-me-tickle-me
Play at pully-haully
Play at the first game ever played
Play at tops-and-bottoms
Play the goat
Play the organ
Plough
Picket the red
Pop it in
Post a letter
Put and take
Put four quarters on the spit
Put the boots to
Put the devil into Hell
Quiffing
Ride below the crupper
Rite of Venus
Rootle
Rub-belly
Rumbusticate
Sacrifice to Venus
Saw off a chunk
Settlement-in-tail
Shake a skin coat
Shake a tart
Shaking of the sheets
Shift work
Shoot between wind and water
Shoot in the tail
Short-arm practice
Sink the soldier/sailor
Slap and tickle
Slip her a length
Smockage
Soul roll
Sport of Venus
Squeeze and squirt
Stab a woman in the thigh
Stable my naggie
Stand the push
Stretch leather
Strip one's tarse in
Strop one's beak
Swive
Tail-tickling
Tail-twitching
Tail-wagging
Take a turn in the stubble
Take a turn on shooter's hill
Take in and do for
Take Nebuchandnezzar out to grass
Tether one's nag
Tie the true lover's knot
Tip the long one
Tonygle
Top-and-bottoms
Tumble
Uptails-all
Semen
Baby juice
Bull gravy
Buttermilk
Delicious jam
Duck butter
Father stuff
Home brewer
Hoteazle
Letch water
Lewd infusion
Love juice
Love liquor
Man oil
Melted butter
Mettle of generation
Oil of man
Prick juice
Slime
Spend
Spendings
Spunk
Tail juice
Tail water
White honey
Social Disease
Bad disorder
Bang and Biff
Blood disease
Blue boar
Blue fever
Bone-ache
Burner
Coachman on the box
Crinkums
Delicate disease
Delicate taint
Double event
Flap dragon
Forget-me-not
Foul disease
Foul disorder
French crown
French disease
French pox
Full hand
Garden gout
Irish Mutton
Ladies' Fever
Pintle fever
Piss out of a dozen holes
Secret disease
Spanish Gout
Spanish Pox
Venus' Curse
Winter coals

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