INTRODUCTION
By Ron Glass
Hello fellow SEADOGS, Welcome to the wonderful world of profanity (ELIZABETHAN Style). In these hallowed pages you will find a collection of the nastiest expletives that could be found.
This book was first researched, compiled and presented by the SEADOG'S own "Mistress of O' Fun and Games" Cat Howell about 10 years ago. It was well used and well loved by the'Dogs ever since. For her effort and enthusiasm she has the thanks of this individual. Gayle Tummond did the original typing and imputing and as I sit here and go back over her work I have to admire her fortitude and appreciate all the typing cramps she suffered. Helping me with reorganizing and updating the Dictionary was Samantha Twitchell. Thanks for the help with the long lists SAMAGE. Thanks should also go to Sean Mitchell for coming up with the idea for a group effort in defining all things SEADOGGY (YEA CYRUS!).
Finally, thanks to all you 'Dogs, past present and hopefully, future. You guys have made me feel like I belonged somewhere.
Ron
HOW TO USE THIS BOOK
The easiest way to use this book is to think of it like a Chinese restaurant menu: Pick one from column A, two from column B, and one from column C. Put them together and PRESTO, a sentence to astound, amaze and insult with none of the vulgarity so common today