Age: Forgot that one at the bottom of a beer a while back...
Position: Ship's Bilge Cleaner
Parents: Mother living in Dover, Father dead in tragic barnacle cleaning accident
Hobbies: Drinking, playing with my tinwhistle (GET your mind out of the gutter, THANK you very MUCH!)
I was the 3rd son of a ship cleaner in the town of Dover... When I was still a lad, my father was crushed when he attempted to use the beam supporting the ship for kindling at a bridal ale happening upon the shore. I swore then that I'd not go the same way, and so signed on board the next available ship.
I soon outgrew any position that involved my working in the rigging, and was paired with the ship's ratcatcher in the rigorous and respected task of keeping the ship's bilges clean.
Favorite Quote:"What? Free beer? CHARGE!!!!"