Haul Away Joe
This is an improv song… the verses provided here are for display purposes only. You are strongly encouraged to go out and steal…I mean…"make up" your own.
When I was a little lad me mother used to tell me,
Way haul away, we'll haul away Joe.
If I did not kiss the girls me lips would grow all moldy.
Way haul away, we'll haul away Joe.
(Chorus alternates between the two below)
Way haul away, we'll haul away together.
Way haul away, we'll haul away Joe.
(Alternate verses with 2nd Chorus) Way haul away, we're bound for death and
glory
Way haul away, we'll haul away Joe.
When Jezebel calls that she's in town the sailors they all start to run…
'Cause the last one out is the one with which she gets to have her fun…
We all know the secret to the success of our dear Winnie…
She tells the lads that under her skirts she has hidden a penny…
Beast is known throughout the shire as a man of action…
It wouldn't scare us quite as much if women were his passion…
Notes on song: This is an improv insult song. Rule one: don't take it personally.
The people named above have been- or will be - the target of many more (and
worse) lines. This is supposed to be fun… treat it as such. There are a few
lines not to cross; profanity, non-period references, and everyone has a sore
spot that they don't like prodded, but for the most part, anything goes (if
in doubt, ask the intended subject. Chances are they'll say O.K., but if not,
it'll save the bad feelings.). If it helps, always remember one of the Seadog
mantras-If we didn't like you, we wouldn't pick on you.