Note: This is another Improv insult song, with a slightly different meter than 'Haul Away Joe'. Before Whiskey-O, this was our regular closing song for songset. Other than that, all notes regarding insult songs are in full force - tread carefully.
Oh, have you heard the news me Johnnys?
One more day
We're bound for port tomorrow
(Chorus)
One more day me Johnnys,
One more day
Oh, rock and roll me over,
One more day
Oh, Cyrus is a man about town…
Asked every woman and been turned down…
Roland's story will make you weep…
So little time…so many sheep…
No matter how you plead and beg…
I don't care what Piety looks like… she'll never lay an egg…
And so on, ad nausea…