Lyrics and Music by Heather Alexander
You say it's your birthday, well, tell me who cares.
Yo-ho, so it's your birthday.
We'll tie up your feet, make you walk down the stairs.
Yo-ho, so it's your birthday.
A cake with the candles all over the place.
Yo-ho, so it's your birthday.
When you make a wish, they blow up in your face.
Yo-ho, so it's your birthday.
Yo-ho, Yo-ho, Yo-ho, so it's your birthday.
A bunch of cool presents, tied up in a sack.
Yo-ho, so it's your birthday.
And when you unwrap them, we take them all back.
Yo-ho, so it's your birthday.
But <name of victim> we love you; so don't get us wrong.
Yo-ho, so it's your birthday.
Just wanted to tease you with this nasty song
Yo-ho, so it's your birthday.
Yo-ho, Yo-ho, Yo-ho, so it's your birthday.
Copyright © 2001 Sea Fire Productions.