(Parody lyrics: S. Morales)
Schlameel,
Schlamozzel,
Pleasure Faire Incorporated!
We’re gonna do it!
God ye good den, Hail and How
Now!
Don’t you faire-folks have a cow now!
We’re gonna make your faire come true!
Doin’ it our way!
We’ll save you from your bankREPTCY
As the queen says: Drink thy Pepsi!
We’re gonna make your faire come true!
Doin’ it our way!
There ain't nothin’ we won’t try,
The ticket price can NEVER be too high,
We’ll be the next dis-ney-LAND!
And we’ll do it with Theme rides and Water Slides
Makin’ your faire come true
And we’ll do it with volunteers and
Watered-down beers!
Makin’ your faire... come true...
This Bud’s For You!