The Foist Thing You Gotta Loin
hundredpapes: ok....
hundredpapes: Specs says to Jack, "Dere goes yer goil, cowboy."  Jack says, "Dat's okay...I nevah really liked her anyway."  David looks over at Jack, surprised.  Jack notices the look and says, "Well, it's true!"  Race leans down and puts his hands on Blush's shoulders.  "Blush!  Snap outta it!"  Realizing that these handsome strangers are...potential boyfriends...
hundredpapes: Blush quickly stands up and dusts herself off.  Muffins follows suit.
hundredpapes: Blink gets over himself and confronts Muffins.  "So, what?  Do you think these guys are hot or somethin'?"  Muffins looks at Blink, then at Micky...Blink, Micky...Blink Micky...
hundredpapes: your turn
lady ofthe celts: And burst out laughing again, but quickly brings it under control when she sees the hurt look on Blinks face.  *Mike in background*  "Here it is, the best joke in the whole wide world."  Davy groans, Micky runs around screaming clutching his head, Peter listen intently.  Mike, now standing on improvised stage made of grumbling Newsies, throws his arms wide and says 
lady ofthe celts: "Why did the chicken cross the road?"  a hush falls over the crowd, even Micky stops and waits in anticipation,  "Uhh, I don't know"  Jack answers, ever the bright *cough* one.  The Newsies all cheer behind him "Yah!"  Mike pauses dramatically, thinks, pauses dramatically again, and then his face falls as he says, 'I don't know either." 
lady ofthe celts: Everyone breaks up in laughter and decides that these guys aren't that bad and invite them to be honorary Newsies.  Micky suddenly has a Newsie hat on *ala Buy me a dog episode* and yells "Extree, Extree read all about it: Monkees Now Newsies"  Yes every one is happy, except for Blink, who, not convinced with Muffins' answer to his question, eyes Micky suspiciously
lady ofthe celts: you
hundredpapes: The newsies (old and new) buy their papes.  Jack walks the Monkees out of the distribution office.  "The foist thing ya gotta loin..."  "JACK!" Blush shouts. "Not that tired line again!"  Jack is shocked...no one's ever cut him off like that before.   "Okay, Blush, why don't you have a go at it?"  Blush clears her throat.  "The foist thing ya gotta loin is..."
lady ofthe celts: :)
hundredpapes: She's cut off by Blink.  "IS that ya don't mess wid a newsie's goil."  Blink glares at Micky, who doesn't seem to notice.  Blush shakes her head.  "As I was saying...the first thing ya gotta loin is that ya can nevah sell alone on yer first time out!  So..."  She slips one arm into Peter's and another into Mike's.  They walk off.
hundredpapes: Micky grins at Muffins and offers her his arm.  She takes it, and Blink grabs her other arm.  They walk in a different direction.
hundredpapes: Davy looks around, confused as to who he should be selling with, since all the girls are being taken.  He notices David winking at him, and quickly looks away, grabs Skittery's arm, and whispers, "You like girls, right?"  Skittery gives him an odd look, and nods his head.  "Good."  They walk away, Skittery playing with his new yo-yo, that magically appeared a
hundredpapes: few minutes ago
hundredpapes: GO CANDACE!
lady ofthe celts: *laughs*
hundredpapes: RACHEL IS HOME AND 'NEEDS' HER COMP
lady ofthe celts: I see
lady ofthe celts: to be continued then
lady ofthe celts: we must I have to find out if Blink kills Micky
hundredpapes: yes...tomorrow, maybe!
hundredpapes: lol
hundredpapes: bye!
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