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Jack Avocat the winner of the John Candy Book award for "best book on law"
1999 and 2001, has had over 682 cases and has lost only 7 of them mainly due
to him threatening the judge with various sharp objects after his 500th win
he decided to write his best selling book "How to win Slander Suits" and
after his 600th he wrote "Chicken Soup For The Slanderers Soul" which has
helped build his novelty shot-glass empire. |
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After seeing this resume The Mujaji Concept had to hire him and he was worth
every penny. his proven techniques have saved them and their friends lots of
money so they can continue to make quality products for everybody |
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Some people dispute his qualifications but he only says look at this |
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He put alot of hours into getting this certificate alot of blood sweat and
tears and he still continues to put the same effort into every case he has.
preparing himself with ancient Indian rituals war paint and meditation for a
deeper state of mind. we asked him why do you put so much effort into your
clients and he said "Whats are you doing in my sea shell?! and stop flying!
Don't Just Stand There Get Me Some God Damn Fig Newtons! put some hair nets
on first you dirty bastards!" |
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As you can see in the diagram above his body is finely turned to be a lean
mean law-guy machine this is one of the secrets to his success. with a
Mujajisoft labs cyber brain he is super intelligent he even knows the
alphabet! but it doesn't stop there not by a long shot. with a hand that was
made to hold a briefcase you know your lawyer wont be dropping it at the
wrong time unlike most clumsy lawyers. super hearing that's right! he wont
be asking the judge what he just said no-sir-re-bob and if you do get
locked up he can use his powerful burrowing feet to dig a tunnel into there
his knee of doom to dispose of the guards and his power biceps to open the
stuck pickle jar lid later that night when your celebrate. that's right this
is the perfect lawyer and you need to ask yourself "Do I disserve not to
have Jack Avocat?" |
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If you need to contact Mr. Avocat send an e-mail to
JackAvocat@hotmail.com and he
will get to you shortly. it may take a while due to him getting 100's of e-mails a day from
people trying to get him to represent them |
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