The Jade Saga

A while ago I wrote a rant about teeny boppers and used a person a friend of mine knew well he showed it to her and she started shouting slander. lets have a look.

Jade: excuse me
Mujaji: ok your excused
Jade: can u take that shit off ur web page
Mujaji: I could
Jade: can u then please?
Mujaji: I rather keep it on
Jade: well I don't think thats ur decsion
Jade: coz
Jade: thats me
Mujaji: I'm me not you are you
Jade: yeh so take it off
Jade: please
Jade: u realise this is slander
Jade: and u could get into alot of trouble
Mujaji: oh slander
Mujaji: that makes it completely different
Jade: so take it off now
Jade: im asking u once
Jade: and this is ur warning
Mujaji: you do realise that someone stating their point of view is not slander
Jade: u do realise it is considered slander coz the photo graph is there
Jade: all im asking u to do is take the photo off thats all
Mujaji: no coz you put your photo in the public domain
Jade: no
Jade: ur in trouble
Jade: and uno u r
Jade: so take it off now
Jade: u can keep the rest i dont care
Jade: but not the photo
Jade: and its not on my profile n e more
Mujaji: the photo is already up you know hard it is to take off? I have to travel to Canada to a server which you can only get to by dog sled and the guard there don't care if you own the place and chases you around with a wooden spoon shouting "Charlie in the trees!"
Jade: take it off now
Jade: i mean it
Mujaji: take what off?
Jade: coz i gtg and next time i check it better be gone ok
Jade: the photo
Jade: im asking nicely ok
Mujaji: what photo there are alot on the site
Jade: mine
Jade: stop being stupid
Mujaji: and who are you?
Jade: ok
Jade: the one on teenie boppers revealed ok
Jade: take it off please
Mujaji: I don't have teenie boppers revealed
Jade: u do
Jade: take it off now
Mujaji: I cant take something off that don't exist
Jade: i mean it
Jade: seriously
Jade: please

geez it seems as I'm in trouble........ pity her whole knowledge of law is from the movie "Ernest
goes to jail" and her take on the slander law is a very different one to what's written in any law
books expect the ones in bizzaro world.

Now Jade brings in the reinforcements lets just say Jack Avocat is a war vet and if he ever got
reinforcements like this he would probably shoot them and himself due to their utter lack of chance lets look at this email Jack received.
 
From : "Chris Priestley" <freakiepriest@hotmail.com>

To : JackAvocat@hotmail.com
Date : Sun, 13 Oct 2002 18:24:29 +1000

This is in relation to the "teeny bopper" page on your website, and more so the use of pictures
and name Of Jade without permission. This is an elegal act and leaves you open to prosecution for
slander. To avoid any such actions it is suggested you remove the article for you web page. If it
is not removed actions will be taken.

Use your head and take it off
 
Well oh no! I don't know if I can fight his lawyering talents he must know the real spelling of elegal that no one else knows or goes by and he is requesting that I use my head or take my head off I'm not sure, either way think that's to much to ask luckily u have my ace shot lawyer Jack avocat to sort him out.
 
Jack Avocat's Reply
 
This is in relation to the (No Subject) Mail you sent me. my client Mujajisoft reserve the right
to use this picture and the disclaimer on the website clearly states. "With respect to documents
available from this server, neither Mujajisoft, nor its creator, makes any warranty, express or
implied, including the warranties of merchantability and fitness for a particular purpose, or
assumes any legal liability or responsibility for the accuracy, completeness, or usefulness of
any information, apparatus, product, or process disclosed, or represents that its use would not
infringe privately owned rights." so that rules out slander even though you are taking the slander law clearly out of context. I once knew a kid named gabrall but we all called him gutrencher I don't know why its just what people called him. he liked to chase animals around with a big stick shouting "I am the angel of death and it is your judgement day so pack your bags coz your going to hell today!" after a few years of doing that's people tended to let him be for they knew if they annoyed him he will deal his crazy wrath onto them, but there was one girl her name was Isanomonia and she said to him "a hammer with a bad temper lives a shorter life then a rock with a smashing new hat" and from that say on gutrencher never hurt another living thing. Jade placed her pic in the public domain without any form of disclaimer voiding all rights to the image. Let this be a shining example to be careful what you place into the public domain and make sure you have some sort of disclaimer to state it cannot be used.