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Type: New Breeds |
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Annoyance Rating: off the chart |
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Biggest Annoyance: Total lack of coherence |
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Notes: A friend of mine said to me "you should do a rant about |
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what you said about R&B being the new teeny bop" and I said |
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"yeah but I need a subject" he said "have no fear I will send you |
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somebody" and he didn't let me down I know this person and they don't come
more annoying as this |
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Certain things have been annoying me lately. Somewhere in the world a record
executive discovered that black music was gaining popularity and so they
raped it bottled it and sold it on mass to the stupid public as something
that "wasn't teeny bop" the idiots sucked it up and the sheep followed
and it has grown bigger then teeny bop even though in essence it is teeny
bop. some groups who I class under New Breeds they may only have a few songs
which are teeny bop they may be full teeny boppers |
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Blue, Bahamen, Selwyn, Usher, Vanilla Ice, Nelly, Alicia Keys, Toni Braxton,
Craig David, A+, 112, Jagged Edge, coolio, LL Cool J, Kurupt, D12, Destiny's
Child, Nivea, Lil' Bow Wow, Lil' Romeo, Janet Jackson, Will Smith, Mya, R.
Kelly, Sisqo, Case, Spice 1, RZA, Ice T, Lil' Zane, Melman. there are many
more but these are all I can think of. |
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It is probably going to be an ongoing thing where I pick a subject for my
rants and here she is Cathy voted dirty skank of the year 2001 she resides
in a trailer park where she listens to bad music and fucks hairy midgets
named maSHITer (which is why she is awake most of the night hacking up fur
balls) she is under the delusion that every man wants her but I would rather
eat shit and die then touch her pale cold misshapen body. a product of a crazy mother and a fat and angry at the
world for everything big sister (big in more then one way) Cathy is proof of the "licence to have
children" argument. she has MSN names like DuCkStA#69 and we all know 69 is
such an original number to have in an MSN name and most of the time she
overuses emoticons. oh and her hero is... yep you guessed it Pink, why she
picked a filthy skank for a hero shouldn't be to hard one to figure out. |
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Below you can see the subject standing in front of her house normally it's
parked in a seedy trailer park without wheels but she worked hard
moonlighting as a hooker for 7 months to save up enough money to buy those
wheels and the joke is in a few days they will be stolen again but a stupid
moron called ratass who she lets stay with her despite his resemblance to
someone who would appear on a Jerry Springer show titled "You have drank
Drain-o and had sex with an ATM to many times". |
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Pablo Says |
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I asked Pablo to help explain the picture of these things to you the reader
at home and in his infinite genius he has hit another home run. |
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Note #1: See how she is biting her lip? this is
her attempting to gnaw her own face off . |
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Note #2: She is wearing a reflective dress in
the hopes of it blinding you before her face does. |
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Note #3: This is a lame attempt to cover up her
bludging gut with her arm. |
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Note #4: That chin must be illegal. come on!
even Jay Leno would fear it. |
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Note #5: She is trying to cover most of her
body with the man Yeti. |
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