Mission Purpose: To Discover raver habits to discover a possible weaknesses
Mission Date: 7/9/02
Mission Status: Successful
Due To Language difficulties Mujaji had to Translate this
report to English
Before Rave After Rave
To start my mission I staked out a lush green field which by the morning was
reduced to a muddy wasteland of discarded glow sticks
with puddles of fluoro body paint drowning the buds of baby plants trying to
live. I sat and watched people in fuzzy pants raise the tents for the party
later that night using my powerful robot ears I recorded this convo
"ehhhhh you gotta loove everything man" "yah loove the earth" "maan
did you see the pile of E's in the 3rd tent?" "no.. oh I mean yes that's
right yes wait.. no I'm pretty sure its yes" "anyway.. its gonna be great"
"what is" "the party" "oh" "with DJ Hopeless its gonna be puuumppin''" "wait
no I didn't see the piles of E's" *sigh* "Oh look some sexy raver chicks are
here"
Skank1: "hello fellow ravers"
Skank2: "I want to feel your glowstick"
Skank2: "And then your can feel mine"
Pablo: *shudder*
Raver1: "You have pretty eyes"
Raver2: "Only 4 hours till the rave people we better get out layers and
layers of useless body paint ready"
As you can see Ravers do not care how "Sea hag-ish" the women they court
with are good thing that is coz alot of the raver women look like that they
seen to be attracted to bright colours especially colourful beads and body
paints. They are all loving and happy at the start of these "raves" talking
about Love and such but in the morning at the end of the party they are
anti-social and snap very easily at even their lover howevere i did manage
to find a weakness, every raver had a glow stick in its hand that night so
the best way to take a raver party down is to change the fluids in the glow
stick to two chemicals that explode when mixed Die Hard style. this info
will be added to our records to be used when needed.
