CoLlEcTiOnS

Before Marriage: takdir hai magar kismat nahi khulti
Tajmahal banana chahata hoon
lekin Mumtaz nahi milti
After Marriage: takdir hai magar kismat nahi khulti
Tajmahal banana chahata hoon
lekin Mumtaz nahi marti. 

Apne mere man se khela
aapne mere tan se khela
aapne mere dhan se khela
well played! well played! well played!! 

Tum aa gaye ho
bahar aa gaya hai
chalo teeno melke movie chalen 

Maine tujhe sau-sau khat likhe,
tune kisi ka bhi jawab nahi diya;
kahin tere dil mein raddi ki tokri to nahi? 

Gum woh cheez hai.
Gum woh cheez hai.
Jisse kagaz chipkaye jaate hai, 

For example Fevicol (wah wah)

Door se dekha to paani baras raha tha
Door se dekha to paani baras raha tha
Paas gaya. to bheeg gaya. 

Humne bhi pyar kiya tha jindgi main,
badi joshh ke sath ! Humne bhi pyar kiya tha jindgi main,
Badi shhor ke sath ! Aab hum pyar karenge badi soch ke sath !
Kyon ki usey kal shamko dekha kisi aur ke sath ! 

WOH SADAK KE IS PAAR THI
HUM SADAK KE US PAR THE
KUCH HUM AAGE BADHE, KUCH VOH AAGE BADHI
HUM KUCH AUR AAGE BADHE, VOH BHI KUCH AUR AAGE
BADHI HUM KUCH AUR AAGE BADHE, VOH BHI KUCH AUR
AAGE BADHI AB HUM
SADAK KE US PAR THE, AUR VOH SADAK KE IS PAR THI.

Main hu yahan, tu hai wahan
Main hu yahan, tu hai wahan
Lifebouy hai jahan, tandurusti hai wahan
*wah*wah*wah*wah

Bakari chadhi pahad par , pani peene ko
Bakari chadhi pahad par , pani peene ko
pani mila nahin, bakari neeche ootar aayee
*wah*wah*wah*wah 

Maine tujhse pyar kiya, tere baap ne muzhe pita
Maine tujhse pyar kiya, tere baap ne muzhe pita
Sin theta by cos theta is equal to tan theta
*wah*wah*wah*wah*wah 

Kaaash ke tere chehre par Chickenpox ke daag hote.
kaaash ke tere chehre par chickenpox ke daag hote.
chand to tu hai hi sitaare bhee saaath hote !!! 

Bewafa sanam se to cigrattee achi hai,
Bewafa sanam se to cigrattee achi hai,
Dil jalati hai, par hoto se to lagti hai 

A teacher asked the students to write "Blind Pig" One boy wrote "Blind Pg" "Nonsense", said the teacher "where is the the (I) of Pig?" a blind pig has no eye", replied the boy.

Mr. X : "Hey Mr. Z do you know why we have to go to bed". 

Mr. Z : (Smiling) Because, the bed won't come to us, sir.

Rani :What would you do if a man-eating tiger were chasing you? Sonu: Nothing because i am woman

Son:- Who between a father and a son is more intellegent? 

Father:- The father, naturally 

Son:- "Then why did Colombus discover America, why not his father"?

Customer:- "waiter, there is a fly swimming in my soup" 

Waiter:- "Then what do you expect from me to call the life guard"?

Customer:- "There is a fly in my cup of tea" 

Waiter:- "then what do you expect a elephant in 5 Rs tea."

Sir:- "Please tell me, who has a better eye sight a bird or a man 

Student:-" bird sir 

Sir:-"why'? 

Student:-"Have you seen the bird wearing spectacles.?"

Son:-"father why you send me to school?"

father:-"To make you doctor"

Son:- But teacher always makes me a cock.