Old Albert sure is a looker!  check out what his girlfriend tink has to say about the little wrinkle stud!

 

hello albert this is your girlfriend tinkerbell.  so who is this ferret and who does she think she is? why didnt you tell her about me? you should post a picture of you and I together so that no other ladies will get the wrong idea, and they will know you're MY top dog. im really glad the corn cob came out okay i was really worried about you.  hey Albert, do you ever dream of me running wild and collar-less in the dewy grass on sultry hot nights? I dream of you too.
luvz ya cuddle bear!
 
xxxoooxxxooo
TINKERBELL your love goddess

Dear Albert's corner readers,

    I receive about thousands of e-mails a day from my readers, but tink it right I am taken.  She is the love of my wrinkles!  I still love you all, but tink is the curly tail of my eye.  I will put up some picts of tink and me for our readers to see.

 

    -Albert

hey Albert, this is your girlfriend, Tinkerbell! Tell that ferret to get lost, you're all mine.  Maybe you should post a picture of us together so all the ladies out there know your taken! By the way, your x-ray is sooooo sexy! Did the corn cob make it out o.k. ? When you fall asleep after playing your games, do you dream of me running collar-less like a wild pug in a dewy field?

Dear readers,

    I do not like to run through dewy fields often only every 3rd week in July.  Also since I am the game playing pug I would like to share some secrets with my readers!  Select the new game selection on the Kingdom hearts title screen, press the X button or start button to start a new game.  I know that is a good trick!  that's why I am the game playing pug!

    Enjoy

-Albert

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