Hello Alberto,

Why does your e-mail say Mat when I'm mailing to Alberto?

Lordy!  It looks like Albert really better get his new E-mail in action soon.  This is the second E-mail to ask this question!!! 

Alberto my love, you drive me crazy in the sexy game pictures at the Jive!

Of course I do my dear!  All the ladies love me. . . I am the one the only Albert'O  all the ladies bow down before the mighty KING BERT'O!

So I finally had some pictures professionally taken just for you. 

Here I am.....................

See how I am coyly hiding my gorgeous, slinky body in the beautiful
ivy?

This is scary!  It looks like I have a stalker!  She is kind of cute, but I don't really think I can swing that way.

Maybe I should become a professional ferret model.

Ummm sure . . . Maybe if you could play games like I the KING BERT'O that would be a different story, but some ivy crawling Ferret is not going to cut it!  Sorry Ivy crawler.

Alberto I know it can never be.  But I can dream!  Ah, pug-y wug-y I

Whooo thank the lord we are on the same page here. . . Pug ferret babies.............. Lets not go there. 

love

Schnickelfritz the Ferret

Thanks for the e-mail Schnick!

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