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If you could start another Sax tradition, what would it be? |
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"I think we should all paint our faces and chant various phrases while dancing around a campfire. Then we can all roast marshmallows and sing "kumbayah"." |
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If you were going to be alone on a deserted island and were allowed to bring one item, what would that item be and why? |
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"A donut, mmm...." |
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What is your definition for pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis? |
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"It's the condition that those one-legged birds have that fall over every time they try to stand up." |
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In your opinion, which MV Sax is the sexiest? |
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"I don't know, but it's a known fact that sideburned guys really know how to work it." |
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Who's your Daddy? |
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"I'm not sure if... that sounds a little... well I don't... I'm sorry, what was the question again?" |
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Just how many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? |
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"Isn't that where the phrase "bite me" came from?" |
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You might think it's stupid to look both ways before crossing a one-way street, but who is more likely to mow you over than someone who is obviously not watching the road to begin with? |
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"No one. wait, that's a rhetorical question..." |
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Are you superstitous? |
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"No! I hate superstitous people, they make me sick! Oh CRAP! My black cat just knocked over my mirror that was sitting under my ladder! I just threw some salt over my shoulder and knocked on wood, I hope I'll live through the night..." |
