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If you could start another Sax tradition, what would it be? |
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"The cooler surf. On a bus ride, you stand on said cooler and surf until you fall. This is more fun inebriated." |
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If you were going to be alone on a deserted island and were allowed to bring one item, what would that item be and why? |
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"Britney Spears and a "special friend". If you have to ask you don't deserve to be in college." |
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What is your definition for pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis? |
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"Webster's defines this as a constant pursuit for an enlightened understanding of why Stinky Britches insists on trying to understand why she caught Ryan with his pants down looking a kiddie porn." |
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In your opinion, which MV Sax is the sexiest? |
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"Glen and his sexy ass!!!" |
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Who's your Daddy? |
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"Ryan "El Wappo" Walker" |
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Just how many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? |
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"I don't know. I lost my Tootsie Pop in a drunken brawl defending a woman's honor." |
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When was the last time I had a coherent answer to a marching question posed to me? |
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"About the time that I hit puberty. After that I dedicated my life to the pursuit of discovering the superior Jujube flavor." |
