Fired



Fired
Name: Matt Howe
Nickname: Fired
Sax: Tenor
Year: 2nd (sophomore)
Major/Minor: Mechanical Engineering
Email: idontwearatietofootballgames@vt.edu
Homepage: no
Birthday: March 12 1981
Hometown: Reston, VA (No.Va. for people that aren't from there)
 
Likes: Procrastinating, beer, women
Dislikes: Evan "C is for clueless" Balafas, Sax players from Parkersburg, WV
 
Personal
Quote:
"Your head has a thick candy shell on it" - Tommy Boy



Q: If you could start another Sax tradition, what would it be?
A: "Pick on evan day, oh wait dave already did that nevermind..."
Q: If you were going to be alone on a deserted island and were allowed to bring one item, what would that item be and why?
A: "A boat"
Q: What is your definition for pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis?
A: "Rare condition where it causes people named Evan to have titties"
Q: In your opinion, which MV Sax is the sexiest?
A: "Not evan or craig"
Q: Who's your Daddy?
A: "See above"
Q: Just how many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop?
A: "Lost count. I would say ask evan but craig says he bites."
Q: How long did it take you to get fired from your second job this summer?
A: "Four hours."



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