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If you could start another Sax tradition, what would it be? |
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"That would definitely have to be the Sax Nap. This would take place from about 5-6:30 pm every weekday." |
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If you were going to be alone on a deserted island and were allowed to bring one item, what would that item be and why? |
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"A continent." |
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What is your definition for pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis? |
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"That's nothing compared to the fact that I know pi to 60 places (ask me some time). But as for a definition, it's when you really have to go to the bathroom, but the nearest rest stop is half an hour away." |
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In your opinion, which MV Sax is the sexiest? |
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"Aside from me, I'd have to say me. But seriously, I'll choose Glen. But don't tell him; it's a secret." |
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Who's your Daddy? |
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"My mommy's husband, my uncle's brother, and my cousin's uncle. He's also my brother's daddy. Not to mention my grandmother's son-in-law." |
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Just how many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? |
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"I once did a study on Tootsie Roll Pops and the amount of licking that is required by the average human tongue, cat tongue, dog tongue, cow tongue, hamster tongue, and shoe tongue to get to the center. My tests lasted about two weeks, during which I culled examples from across the continental United States, doing my best to not favor one certain demographic group or species of cat, dog, cow, hamster, or shoe. I placed ads in many papers and went door to door in my quest for subjects. I also wrote a book on my findings, called "Tootsie Roll Pops and Us: How Many Licks Does it Take?". The subtitle to that book is "And Why in the Heck is That Kid in the Commercial All White and Naked?". After my two weeks of testing and after penning the final draft of my book, I determined that if you read this whole paragraph, you live a really boring life." |
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What do you say to a UVA grad who knocks at your door? |
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"How much is the pizza?" |
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How tall am I really? |
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5'17" |
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What's my favorite movie/TV show/shoe size? |
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"The Usual Suspects/The X-Files and Family Guy/13" |
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What's big, red, and eats rocks? |
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"A big, red rock eater!" |
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How many surrealist painters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? |
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"Fish" |
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Why do I know pi to 60 places? |
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"I live a very, very sad and lonely life." |
