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If you could start another Sax tradition, what would it be? |
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"Every Friday would be "Bring Beer for your Section Leader" Day" |
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If you were going to be alone on a deserted island and were allowed to bring one item, what would that item be and why? |
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"A helicopter. Then maybe I could trade the helicopter to some island monkeys for food. Then I would poison the food and give it back to the monkeys. After they died, I would make a raft out of the dead monkeys, but would have to turn back when it got too smelly." |
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What is your definition for pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis? |
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"The reason why half the female members of the band have a restraining order against me." |
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In your opinion, which MV Sax is the sexiest? |
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"Mike Ditka." |
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Who's your Daddy? |
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"Mike Ditka." |
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Just how many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? |
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"Ask Mike Ditka." |
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Ditka vs. The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse: who wins? |
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"Does Ditka also have a horse?" |
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No, Ditka does not have a horse, but he does have a cowboy hat. Who wins? |
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"Ditka by a field goal." |
