Kaiser



Kaiser
Name: Ryan Walker
Nickname: KAISER
Sax: Tenor
Year: 3rd/Junior
Major/Minor: Music/Keepin' it real
Email: rywalker@vt.edu
Homepage: N/A
Birthday: January 1, 1980 (BOO YEAH)
Hometown: Centreville, VA
 
Likes: Things that are shiney and boobies
Dislikes: Things that aren't shiney and aren't boobies
 
Personal
Quote:
"You guys know what, one time i saw a rabbit, a brown rabbit, and it took dookie right in front of me!!"



Q: If you could start another Sax tradition, what would it be?
A: "Don't let Tim fool you, I started the SAX DERP!"
Q: If you were going to be alone on a deserted island and were allowed to bring one item, what would that item be and why?
A: "Toilet paper. For wiping certain areas."
Q: What is your definition for pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis?
A: "That is when you wake up and you have the "eye boogies" That is the actual "eye booger" molecule."
Q: In your opinion, which MV Sax is the sexiest?
A: "Definitely not Evan or Craig."
Q: Who's your Daddy?
A: "Well, I'm Tim's daddy cuz I spank him like a lil' bitch and he comes begging me for more!!"
Q: Just how many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop?
A: "I don't like tootsie pops, I only drink wine coolers, sssssnnnnngggggghhh!!!"
Q: What do you think of that guy Tim Galyen?
A: "TIM IS A GUY?!?!"



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