Milkman



Milkman
Name: Chris Derry
Nickname: Milkman, Milkthing, Milkstud (riiiiiiiiight)
Sax: Alto represent!!!!!!!!!
Year: 1st/Freshman (but I still party like a senior)
Major/Minor: I don't know what i wana do yet...i'm only a freshman!
Email: cderry@vt.edu
Homepage: click here
Birthday: December 30th
Hometown: Columbia, MD
 
Likes: Hokie football, partrying, music and well GIRLS of course
Dislikes: Stuck up people, Po Po's trying to stop me from partying.
 
Personal
Quote:
"Life is a gift, a privelage and a responsibility. Please treasure is with all your heart. And if your intentions in life are purely hate. Then don't bother the rest of us. Because our deaths and despair won't help the fact that your daddy never loved you as a child. The love is there, just look for me..."



Q: If you could start another Sax tradition, what would it be?
A: "Sax throw (the projection of oranges into the stands)"
Q: If you were going to be alone on a deserted island and were allowed to bring one item, what would that item be and why?
A: "A hot girl, duh!"
Q: What is your definition for pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis?
A: "Not being a sax player, but secretly desiring to be one because we are better than everyone else."
Q: In your opinion, which MV Sax is the sexiest?
A: "Ghetto booty!!!!!!!!!"
Q: Who's your Daddy?
A: "Glen, duh!"
Q: Just how many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop?
A: "Now that is just disgusting..."
Q: Why are we just so good?
A: "Because we play sax"
Q: If there are 23,300 students at WVU and there's only 4 families in the whole state....
A: "Let's not go there!"
Q: Is your family tree a circle?
A: "Let's not go there either!"



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