Mouth



Mouth
Name: Jonathan S. Yobs
Nickname: Mouth. But I don't like that one. All my >friends< call me sloop. EAT THAT CLETUS!!!! YEAHHH!!!
Sax: Tenor
Year: 1st/Freshman
Major/Minor: Management Science
Email: jyobs, jonny, or biatch@vt.edu
Homepage: N/A
Birthday: October 23rd
Hometown: Charlottesville, VA
 
Likes: Laughing, being with friends, dancing
Dislikes: Trumpet players, democrats, skunk beer...
 
Personal
Quote:
"Reading makes you stupid." - Greg Thomas



Q: If you could start another Sax tradition, what would it be?
A: "I think we should have a sax/pix social. mmmmmmmmmmmm"
Q: If you were going to be alone on a deserted island and were allowed to bring one item, what would that item be and why?
A: "ummmm. waffles."
Q: What is your definition for pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis?
A: "Oh that? That's what happens when you don't clean out your sax mouthpiece all season. You know...all the little white globs. Actually, it's a medical condition more commonly known as miner's lung disease. It's what happens when you inhale very fine silicate or quartz dust in your lungs. Happens to miners a lot. Go figure."
Q: In your opinion, which MV Sax is the sexiest?
A: "kaiser. yeah. haha. right. kaiser. haha. right."
Q: Who's your Daddy?
A: "kaiser. actually I'm not kidding here- he really is. He's my mother too."
Q: Just how many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop?
A: "Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis. duh."
Q: What the hell?
A: "Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis."



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