Oats



Oats
Name: Kyle Oetman
Nickname: Oats
Sax: Yes,please...oh, I mean Alto!
Year: 1 (rookie/freshman)
Major/Minor: Engineering (undecided)
Email: koetman@vt.edu
Homepage: N/A
Birthday: June 1st
Hometown: Newport News, VA
 
Likes: Calvin&Hobbes, Count Chocula cereal, football, Jungle Boogie, '69-'70 Mustang Mach 1's, the Detroit Red Wings, skiing, Space War!, and the wheelbarrow in Monopoly
Dislikes: UVA, Mondays, livin' in Pritchard, WHEN PEOPLE TYPE IN ALL CAPS, the Hampton Crabbers, the Christopher Lowell Show, Ford transmissions, when milk goes bad
 
Personal
Quote:
"'Tis better to be careful than to be wrong"; "But what do know, I'm just a rookie"



Q: If you could start another Sax tradition, what would it be?
A: "Sax pimp Sax pimp tweet tweet ho!"
Q: If you were going to be alone on a deserted island and were allowed to bring one item, what would that item be and why?
A: "The obvious answer would be a boat, but I'll go with a lot of clean underwear (you can NEVER have too much clean underwear!)"
Q: What is your definition for pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis?
A: "A breathing disorder caused by the inhalation of tiny particles emitted from a volcanic eruption"
Q: In your opinion, which MV Sax is the sexiest?
A: "Yeah, like my opinion matters! (my pathetic attempt to avoid the question)"
Q: Who's your Daddy?
A: "I'll go with God the Father"
Q: Just how many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop?
A: "I really don't know, 'cuz that no-good stinkin' owl on the commercial CHEATED!!! But one day I will know, OH YES, I WILL KNOW, and I will make that owl rue the day that he first messed with me! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
Q: What are some things that only a person from Michigan would know?
A: "Venison jerkey tastes good, what lake effect snow is, who da Yoopers are, # of Red Wing Stanley Cups, how you can drive across a Big Mac, Vernors is the greatest non-alcoholic drink known to man!"



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