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Name: |
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Kyle Oetman |
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Nickname: |
Oats |
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Sax: |
Yes,please...oh, I mean Alto! |
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Year: |
1 (rookie/freshman) |
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Major/Minor: |
Engineering (undecided) |
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Email: |
koetman@vt.edu |
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Homepage: |
N/A |
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Birthday: |
June 1st |
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Hometown: |
Newport News, VA |
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Likes: |
Calvin&Hobbes, Count Chocula cereal, football, Jungle Boogie, '69-'70 Mustang Mach 1's, the Detroit Red Wings, skiing, Space War!, and the wheelbarrow in Monopoly |
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Dislikes: |
UVA, Mondays, livin' in Pritchard, WHEN PEOPLE TYPE IN ALL CAPS, the Hampton Crabbers, the Christopher Lowell Show, Ford transmissions, when milk goes bad |
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Personal
Quote: |
"'Tis better to be careful than to be wrong"; "But what do know, I'm just a rookie" |
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Q: |
If you could start another Sax tradition, what would it be? |
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A: |
"Sax pimp Sax pimp tweet tweet ho!" |
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Q: |
If you were going to be alone on a deserted island and were allowed to bring one item, what would that item be and why? |
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A: |
"The obvious answer would be a boat, but I'll go with a lot of clean underwear (you can NEVER have too much clean underwear!)" |
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Q: |
What is your definition for pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis? |
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A: |
"A breathing disorder caused by the inhalation of tiny particles emitted from a volcanic eruption" |
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Q: |
In your opinion, which MV Sax is the sexiest? |
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A: |
"Yeah, like my opinion matters! (my pathetic attempt to avoid the question)" |
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Q: |
Who's your Daddy? |
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A: |
"I'll go with God the Father" |
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Q: |
Just how many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? |
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A: |
"I really don't know, 'cuz that no-good stinkin' owl on the commercial CHEATED!!! But one day I will know, OH YES, I WILL KNOW, and I will make that owl rue the day that he first messed with me! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!" |
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Q: |
What are some things that only a person from Michigan would know? |
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"Venison jerkey tastes good, what lake effect snow is, who da Yoopers are, # of Red Wing Stanley Cups, how you can drive across a Big Mac, Vernors is the greatest non-alcoholic drink known to man!" |