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If you could start another Sax tradition, what would it be? |
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"The Sax Tigger Bounce. It's Wonderfully Fun Fun Fun Fun Fun." |
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If you were going to be alone on a deserted island and were allowed to bring one item, what would that item be and why? |
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"Hmm.. definately Booty." |
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What is your definition for pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis? |
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"Superior Wang." |
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In your opinion, which MV Sax is the sexiest? |
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"Now which body part are we talking about... cuz there is nothing sexier than my Ass." |
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Who's your Daddy? |
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"I have two... I was a test tube baby. Ryan and Timmaaa." |
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Just how many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? |
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"Sorry, I bite..." |
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(from a woman just pulled over by a police officer) Did I do something wrong, officer? |
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"No, today we're giving tickets out for doing things right." |
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"No, I just got tired of lugging around these heavy summonses so I decided to give some of them away." |
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"No, I'm giving a ticket to this crazy street because IT'S going the wrong way." |
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(from a waiter, to a husband and wife) Table for how many? |
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"A hundred and twelve -- we like to change seats every few minutes." |
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"One -- my wife will sit on my shoulders." |
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"I don't know -- I can't count that high, either." |
