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If you could start another Sax tradition, what would it be? |
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"I believe I've already begun on the "sax derp", whenever the clarinets do something stupid when marching to the stadium we call "sax derp, sax derp, tweet tweet ho" and all yell DERP! in your best slow person voice." |
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If you were going to be alone on a deserted island and were allowed to bring one item, what would that item be and why? |
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"A gun so I could shoot myself in the head before I ran into anyone from Survivor." |
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What is your definition for pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis? |
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"When a woman's breast implants burst like a volcano." |
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In your opinion, which MV Sax is the sexiest? |
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"Jeremy "Sweet Ass" Seigel" |
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Who's your Daddy? |
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"Stephen E. Galyen? I don't get this one...HA!" |
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Just how many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? |
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"One hundred...million!" |
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Why does Ryan always come into my room at night while I'm sleeping? |
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"Because he's a dirty WANKER!!" |
