Trouble



Trouble
Name: Evan Balafas
Nickname: Trouble
Sax: Alto
Year: 3rd/Junior
Major/Minor: Management Science
Email: ebalafas@vt.edu
Homepage: click here
Birthday: September 28, 1980
Hometown: Chapel Hill, NC
 
Likes: fridays, sportscenter, sleeping, driving, good music, wearing shoes
Dislikes: 8am classes, bad music, traffic, things that explode in the microwave
 
Personal
Quote:
"I'm bursting with adequacity" - Bill McNeil (Phil Hartman)



Q: If you could start another Sax tradition, what would it be?
A: "Mandatory rank snacks on Thursday or Friday. (Damn, Ryan is the worst rank captain ever)"
Q: If you were going to be alone on a deserted island and were allowed to bring one item, what would that item be and why?
A: "A gameboy with a solar panel"
Q: What is your definition for pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis?
A: "When the frost in your freezer builds up too much and you can't fit anything in there."
Q: In your opinion, which MV Sax is the sexiest?
A: "Tie between Jeremy's ass and.....Jeremy's ass. Hey Jeremy, i just dropped something."
Q: Who's your Daddy?
A: "Not sure what that's supposed to mean, but I'm pretty sure it's not Ryan."
Q: Just how many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop?
A: "I think it depends on the size of the tongue and the intensity of the licks. I'd say about 961."
Q: What constitues "inappropriate"?
A: "I dont know, ask Ryan."
Q: What's wrong with all those people who drive a VW Beetle and have a gay license plate like "MYBUG"?
A: "I don't know."
Q: Are people who don't like baseball communists or just retarded?
A: "Probably both."



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