Stroke's Page of Rare and Largely Unknown Gorean Quotes


Onlinisms of Gor

The self proclaimed Ubar whispered to me, “If you wish to be accepted, there are certain words that are used. The spelling of these words does not exist but in the minds of the clueless. The use of these words clearly identify the non-readers. The words are karta, kolar, urth and rask”. ~ Onlinisms of Gor, Page 222

The warrior walked out after saying his goodbyes just as the small tornado hit. The wind ripped sharply through the tavern and I quickly ducked so that it would miss me. I looked up as another fellow got up off of the floor. "That was close”, he remarked, "Winds is bad, but it is much worse when they add steel to it as well". ~ Onlinisms of Gor, Page 53

The slave returned with the drink that he commanded of her. She stopped and knelt several feet away and spoke, "Master, may this lowly slut bring you your drink"? The Man looked confused and then glared at the slave. "I already ordered you to bring me the drink you silly twit. Do I have to order you to bring it to me more than once”? ~ Onlinisms of Gor, Page 29

As the slave began to sweeten the rim of the bowl a tremor moved through her body. Her eyes glazed over as she continued to press the bowl against her heat. Soon her hips were moving uncontrollably as she cried out, “Oh God …. Ohhhh Godddddd …… OHHHHHHH GOOOOODDDDDDDDD !!! A few ehn later, as she was before another customer, she spoke, “How can this girl serve you Master”? The wide eyed man motioned towards her last customer and replied, “I’ll have what he had”. ~ Onlinisms of Gor, Page 151

"Who do you belong to, slut"?, asked the Man that the girl knelt before. "No one, Master. I am not owned". He looked surprised. "But, you wear a collar. You must be owned". "No, Master. This is a collar of protection", she said. The man was now very confused. "So you are collared, but the collar is meaningless? Then I shall claim you for myself". He reached into a sack and pulled out a steel collar to put on the slave. The girl's collar then began to glow with an eerie light and then three warriors suddenly appeared in the room. "We are the protectors of the collar", they exclaimed. ~ Onlinisms of Gor, Page 54


Witless of Gor

The slave looked curiously at the ominous dead pile. After a few moments she looked up at the free man and stated, “Master Jarl, that is a very large dead pile you have over there”. “Yes, slave,” he responded, “Over the years many have fallen victim to my dead pile.”. The girl glanced over at the pile again and then asked in wonderment, “Master Jarl, if they are all dead, then why are they all smiling, laughing, and carrying on like that”? ~ Witless of Gor, Page 125

The slave looked up at him with her shiny new ruby collar glittering off of the tavern firelight. She looked so beautiful as she spoke. "Alright Master, now if you want permission to command me, you will allow me to design the website as I please and I will decide who I will serve". What else could he do? He had never actually read any Gor books and had no idea if her actions were permitted. If he wanted to own her he must surrender to her demands and hand her own leash over to her, so of course he did. ~ Witless of Gor, Page 10

The make believe master put his collar around the husky boy’s neck. "Now remember" he pleaded, "If anybody should ask, you are a girl". The boy lovingly looked up and smiled. "Oh come on", the master remarked, "Get up here and keep my lap warm". ~ Witless of Gor, Page 69

With a stunned look on his face, eyes blinking in shock, James(LOL)FS asked in disbelief, "Y/you mean there are actual B/books to read about G/gor?" He then reached out and took his sweetened steaming bloodwyne from the subbie that sat before him. ~ Witless of Gor, pg 216

The two grizzled warriors sat and drank their paga while watching James(LOL)FS across the tavern. "I am pleased that he has finally found his place around here. It suits him well". The other warrior just nodded and took another sip of the paga. James(LOL)FS waved the next slave in through the front door. "Yes slave. Enter. Quickly before they all stack up behind you. Yes bunny, you may go. bambi, where is your karta? Come on, girls. Now don't dally". ~ Witless of Gor Page 143


Coddlers of Gor

The slave lay on the tiles crying from the masters harsh words. Several other free in the room looked disapprovingly at the man who had dared to yell at the girl. "What do you think you are doing"? they asked him. "What makes you think that you can yell at a slave? They are to be treated with respect and shown dignity. Come here lil one. It's all better. No one will order you around now". ~ Coddlers of Gor, Page 312

The self proclaimed Ubar smiled at the slave as she returned with his blackwine. "Thank you for that, lass. I shall not forget your kindness". The girl then moved to the slave mats where she knelt with the other slaves. One of the slaves then whispered to the others, "Are we ever going to get any men in here? I am just sick and tired of serving these wimps." Her sis suddenly looked at her , "Watch your voice. Do you want them to make you write "I am a bad slave" 100 times on the chalkboard again?" ~ Coddlers of Gor Page 213

After entering the tavern, the white silk slave knelt in tower position upon the slave furs. A man looked over at the girl and commanded her to get him paga. The girl shook her head and said, “I have been restricted from serving drinks.” The man looked surprised but undaunted he commanded her to get him some food. The slave again shook her head and replied, “I have also been restricted from serving any food.” “Well then slave”, he asked her, “just what can you do?” She smiled and said, “My master has only allowed me to kneel here, look pretty, and wear this shiny new gold jewel encrusted collar”, then after a moment she added, “and I am of course also allowed to speak my opinion and make my own rules.” ~ Coddlers of Gor, Page 192


Booters of Gor

The self proclaimed Ubar became frustrated and angry when he was asked a question regarding Gor which he of course could not answer. So, unleashing His boot button he assailed the visitor with the Gor book and ejected him and his confounded Gorean knowledge from the room allowing the room owner to maintain the pretence that he had a clue . ~ Booters of Gor, Page 132

The self proclaimed Ubar had called a room ignore on the book-toting Gorean, but he knew that this weak attempt to silence the truth would not work, so he messaged his stronger ally, the script-kiddie master. With a sigh of relief at the booter's arrival, the self proclaimed Ubar pointed at the Gorean with the book knowledge and murmured in wimpering tones, "Use your awesome power to get that thing out of here! He's ruining our game"! ~ Booters of Gor, page 16


Initials of Gor

The self proclaimed Ubar led us down the street. "You see those free persons wearing collars"? he asked us. "Those are not slaves but actually free that are displaying their loyalty to a bar. They will risk looking like a slave in order to show whose alcohol they will die defending" ~ Initials of Gor, page 321

The slave with six sets of initials following her name knelt upon the furs and offered service. The free looked at the girl with confused expressions as they attempted to decipher the many meanings hidden in those initials. When asked what the “OLO” stood for the slut smiled shyly and replied, “Master, that means On Line Only”. James(LOL)FS shook his head at the girl. “Your master needs to reduce some of those initials, slave. There are too many. Take my free collar for instance. It is easy to interpret (LOL) as Lives On Line and FS as Full of Shit.” ~ Initials of Gor, Page 154

The room owner was explaining to the new comers that to be Gorean was to be themselves. As individual as they themselves were. "So be yourself and do not give in to other's pressure. Be a free thinker unfettered by others ideas. Be your own person. Now come and wear my room tags showing you are a part of the collective." ~ Initials of Gor, Page 433

I walked over to the Man wearing the collar and read the IFC inscribed on it. I considered it’s meaning and then had to ask him why he would do such a thing. He looked at me and smiled, “Look, if you sign the contract then you can only have one woman at a time and you are chained to them for a whole year. But if you can convince them to IFC then you can have as many as you want, end it when you want, and still get all the benefits. It’s a great way to string them along. You want a FW to act like a slave for you? Just IFC her”. I then came to the realization that I would never be any good at playing the game. But I also had to marvel at how easily the uneducated woman could be fooled. ~ Initials of Gor, Page 230

I noticed that the woman walking along the street had IFC inscribed upon her collar and so I questioned her regarding it. An evil gleam filled her eyes as she spoke, “It denotes that I am chosen”, she remarked. “But, what really matters is that my Intended also wears it. Now all those hot little sluts know to keep their hands off. My territory has been marked. He now belongs to me.” As she walked off with that superior smile I stood there relieved to know that I was not that sleen’s Intended. ~ Initials of Gor, Page 235


Lil Ones of Gor

The lil ones stood around me as I prepared for my long trip to the fabled land of Ar. The first one spoke, "Follow the dirty brick road". I could see the brick road as it spiraled off into the sunset. The next one spoke, "Follow the dirty brick road", she said. I nodded and started off on my journey taking care not to step on their tiny feet. Three of them then stopped before me and sang, "We represent the lil one guild, the lil one guild, the lil one guild". ~ Lil ones of Gor, Page 212

The Master smiled down at the girl and commanded her, "To my lap, lil one". However, he had not taken her r/t existence into account. The girl hoisted herself up and hopped onto his lap as the chair cracked and crashed. The master and the 300lb lil one collapsed to the floor causing him a permanent injury. ~ Lil Ones of Gor, Page 82.

The little ones slowly approached the house that the now dead FW lay beneath. Could it be true? Was the mean old FW finally dead? Were they now allowed to be happy and rejoice? Suddenly they sang out loudly, “Ding dong the Bitch is dead, which old Bitch, the wicked Bitch. Ding dong the wicked Bitch is dead”. ~ Lil Ones of Gor, Page 186.


Miscellaneous Quotes

The traveler from the bdsm world was easy to spot. "T/that's R/right. I/in M/my W/world W/we A/always S/speak L/like T/this." ~ Trolls of Gor, Page 192

The learned educator nodded thoughtfully as the student recited the gorean alphabet. Upon completing the scribe smiled, “Well done child. Now that you know your letters, know that all words are equal. The letters are to look the same. The difference is in how the words are used. Will you use them strong or will you be weak? Let the content of your words shape who you are, not the look of them”. ~ Scribes of Gor, Page 232

The sweat felt cold on the sluts heated body as she filled the three footed bowl for the powerful man. He gazed upon her as a sleen gazes upon a verr or a tabuk. As food. As sustenance. Something to be used and abused by his power. As she knelt before him she could feel his power over her. It overwhelmed her as her breathing became rough and uneven. "Mas ... Mas ... Masterrrr, may this slave present yourrrr paga?". With narrowed eyes that literally bit their way deep into her soul he nodded at the slut. "Now slut. Serve me NOW". ~ Overdramatisists of Gor Page 83

The webmaster and his assistant added the words “kolar, karta, urth, and rask” to the website and wondered, "Will people now believe that they are really supposed to use these words"? The web master asked, "or will they know better"? The assistant laughed and shook his head. "It's on a webpage. They will believe it because we know so few read the books." The webmaster nodded agreeing. "That's great. Then we'll also add that they are to send us $5.00 each time they log on". ~ How Bill Gates made his first million, Page 52


Stand-up Philosophers of Gor

Comicus of Cos appreciated the crowds applause. "That's right. I never get no respect. When I was a kid I asked my father how to get my kite into the air. He said I should run off a cliff. The other day I got a message from the FW next door that said to come over, nobody is home. I went over. Nobody was home." ~ Stand-up Philosophers of Gor, Page 18

Comicus of Cos appreciated the crowds applause. “I went to see my physician and said, Doctor, every morning when I get up and look in the mirror I feel like throwing up. What's wrong with Me ? He said, I don't know but your eyesight is perfect. It's really been a rough day... I got up this morning, put a shirt on and a button fell off. I picked up my backpack and the strap came off. Now I'm afraid to go to the bathroom." ~ Stand-up Philosophers of Gor, Page 19

Comicus of Cos appreciated the crowds applause. "A lack of respect?. I never get no respect. My FC made me join a bridge club ... I jump off next tuesday. My FC always likes to talk to me during sex. The other night she yelled to me from my neighbors house. I went to the doctor because I'd swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills. My doctor told me to have a few drinks and get some rest." ~ Stand-up Philosophers of Gor, Page 20

Comicus of Cos appreciated the crowds applause. "The physician told me I'm going crazy. I told him...If you don't mind I'd like a second opinion... he said... Alright...you're ugly too!" Last week my tunic caught on fire. My FC tried to put it out with an ax. I was kidnapped and my FC was sent a piece of My finger. She said she needed more proof." ~ Stand-up Philosophers of Gor, Page 21

Comicus of Cos appreciated the crowds applause. "And let me tell you about My FC. She had claimed she was a virgin. But now I find out that she's been on her knee's more often than an initiate. She's been mounted more often than a military tharlarion." ~ Stand-up Philosophers of Gor, Page 22

Comicus of Cos appreciated the crowds applause. "Lately I have pondered the mysteries of life. Do illiterate people get the full impact of alphabet soup? If quizzes are quizzical what does that make tests? And finally, who was the first person to say, “See that vulo? I’m gonna eat the next thing to come out of it’s ass”. ~ Stand-up Philosophers of Gor, Page 23



Bridges of the Past
by Stroke

I looked upon the spires, the bridges scrape the sky. A cylinder of mottled stone beneath the war tarns cry. This was my home, where I began so many years ago. A journey started by a book during a cold and wet November storm, the darkness deep, the wind did blow.

Each time I saw those great white walls it brought another smile. The towers of the morning is how the place was known, I’d rest here for awhile. My home was once Koroba, now it lay in rubbled stone. Destroyed by Gods with their terrible blue light, it was once my own.

The people dead, the tarns lays burned, the vulo and verr lay charred. For evermore those of the city knew that they were scarred. And though we may not now lay a stone upon another, we will survive for we are men that know the word of brother.

My travels end, is it in sight? To depart and not look back. To leave a place that I have known and I have called my home. The rules have changed, appearance shuffled, I barely recognize, but it’s still home, I won’t give up. For I am still there, and the book is still the prize.


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