Lawyers: an endless source of amusement

Attorney #1: When he went, had you gone and had she, if she
wanted to and were able, for the time being excluding all the
restraints on her not to go, gone also, would he have brought
you, meaning you and she, with him to the station?
Attorney #2: Objection. That question should be taken out and
shot.

-Journal of Court Reporting

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