NAACH Mission Statement

Dear Friends,
For as little a dollar a day, you can help sponsor a hamster living in poverty in the deserts
of Africa(who are we kidding, it’s all desert!).  These poor rodents drink water you
wouldn’t even wash your car with.  Please help this non-profit organization make the world
better for our fuzzy friends.

Send all donations to
>>>>>>>>>>>Bandit
>>>>>>>>>>>c/o Chruchill High School
>>>>>>>>>>>8900 Newburgh Road
>>>>>>>>>>>Livonia, MI, 48150

As a bonus, you will receive a monthly profile of the hamster you’re helping to save. 
Remember, for less than you would spend on a cup of coffee, you could save the life of an
innocent hamster.  So please act now!  

Make check or money order payable to "NAACH".

			Thank you for your support

Bandit
Chairman of NAACH

P.S.  Donations are nonrefundable, sorry.
         Please forward this to many people.

 



                       NAACH Mission Statement

The NAACHT.M. (National Association for the Advancement of Cute Hamsters) is a
non-profit organization dedicated to securing the safety and welfare of hamsters
(Mesocricetus auratus).  We are currently responsible for one hamster living at HQ-her name is Bandit.  We hope to expand into an internationally recognized
association and to be affiliated with the US government.  If we do, we promise to remove
hamsters from hostile hands and to care for them.  Diplomatic relations will also be
established in countries that harbor a large hamster populations(especially the cute white
albino kinds).  We are also dedicated to not refunding donations, because we can’t afford that.