Where is Spot?

Where is Spot I wonder now.
And I will always wonder how
She hamster became a he hamster
When I thought that he was a she.

So you did it with your sister
Will thats really quite disgusting
But I guess in the world of hamsters
Survival depends on propagating.
(And gosh did you two propagate.)

14 clubs I found one morning.
Little, pink, hamsters-a-squirming.
Never could I have imagined
They belonged to your companion.

So, in a way, it was the morning after,
And you sat there looking at her,
But you know it was all your fault.
"Wait till you're married" you were taught.

On my five-dollar-a-week allowence
I could not fufill the requirements
Of a nursing mother with babies
And an irresponsible dead beat daddy.

It was the year of 95
When we gave you to meet your fate
And sold you for three dollars and fifty-five
Because the pet shop brought by weight.

I wonder to whose home you retired.
You should know Creamy has expired,
But I'm sure you don't care at all
For in reality, you are a dog.




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