MY OATH TO YOU...

When you are sad,.............
I will get you drunk and help you plot revenge
against the scum sucking bastard who made you sad.

When you are scared,.........
I will laugh at you and tease you about it every
chance I get

When you are worried,.........
I will tell you how much worse it could be and to
quit complaining.

When you are confused,........
I will use little words to explain it to your dumbass.

And when you are lost,........
I will answer my cell phone and give you directions.

When you are sick.............
I will hold your hair while you pay homage to the
porcelain god.

When you fall.................
I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass

This is my oath...............I pledge till the end.
Why you may ask?.............. Because you're my friend.
And the whole reason people have friends is to have fun
and its not too much fun being a shining beacon.