FOOD FOR THOUGHT!

<sup>DISASTER CHICKEN

SPAM-A-WHAM-A-DING-DONG INGREDIENTS NEEDED: ONE CAN OF SPAM ONE BOX OF DING DONGS 1 PKG FROZEN BROCCOLI HOW TO PREPARE: PRE-COOK THE BROCCOLI, AND SET ASIDE. BAKE THE SPAM UNTIL COOKED THROUGH. SET ASIDE TO COOL AND THEN CUT SPAM LOAF IN HALF. PUT ONE HALF ON A PLATTER, FACE UP.  TAKE COOKED BROCCOLI AND ARRANGE ON TOP OF SPAM LOAF.  PUT OTHER HALF OF SPAM LOAF ON TOP OF BROCCOLI.  ARRANGE DING DONGS AROUND THE LOAF IN A DECORATIVE MANNER.  TAKING STRONGEST HAND, LIFT HIGH IN THE AIR, AND WHAM IT DOWNWARD ONTO THE SPAM LOAF.  THERE YOU HAVE IT!! ENJOY.  ITS A MEAT, VEGETABLE, AND DESERT MEAL ALL IN ONE!</sup>